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Pebbles
10-02-2007, 04:30 PM
My ratties would probably say,

"Give us more damn food woman."

"Stop cleaning our cages because we (L) our rat stench."

"Let me just chew wherever the heck I want to."

:lmao

Kiser'sBabe
10-02-2007, 04:34 PM
LOL my would say get up and take me for another walk.

Rileysmom
10-02-2007, 04:34 PM
That's hilarious!!!

Turbo (cat): "More tiiiiiiiiiiickles, and make it snappy woman"

Stinky (cat): "Can you believe these assholes named me Stinky?" :neutral

Endo (cat): "Is it time to eat yet?"

Pebbles
10-02-2007, 04:36 PM
That's hilarious!!!

Turbo (cat): "More tiiiiiiiiiiickles, and make it snappy woman"

Stinky (cat): "Can you believe these assholes named me Stinky?" :neutral

Endo (cat): "Is it time to eat yet?"

:rofl

Hubs says our ratties will say, "Look at those bastards over there."

:neener

cricketswife
10-02-2007, 04:37 PM
buddy: mom...why won't the big one leave me alone??

gwen: mom...why won't the little one play with me??

sunshyne
10-02-2007, 04:37 PM
Bruce: Let's go!!! Let's go now! I wanna go bye bye in the car!!!

brentscrystal
10-02-2007, 04:44 PM
"Where did you get the children? Are they returnable?" :giggle

Mak327
10-02-2007, 05:08 PM
let me out of this house... let me attack the vacuum cleaner... let me attack the dog across the hall....

luvmycs2cti
10-02-2007, 05:28 PM
Edgar would say...let me out so i can go to Audrey yard for some fresh cat nip

Raven would say...lady let me in your room these kids are drivin me bonkers!!

both cats!

rcwant2be
10-02-2007, 09:11 PM
i speak for my dog all the time. she says lotsa things.

"like, grr" & "h-o-t-t d-o- double g" are her catchphrases.

Veronica
10-02-2007, 09:14 PM
Alley (cat) Brush me more mom, and I'll stop puking on the floors.

Betty (cat) I love smelly feet.

:yes my cats are weird.

Astra
10-02-2007, 10:40 PM
Autumn (cat)"gimme my baba!!!i want my baba!and tell my brothers to stop beating me up"

SIMMYBABEZ
10-02-2007, 10:43 PM
My little Rilez would say..

"Mum, you keep on leaving me, I had to be insomniac by myself, and I had to feed myself too.. if you leave again, I won't remember you this time.. promise"

harrisonsdream
10-02-2007, 10:44 PM
right now cosby would say: "quit moving woman i'm trying to sleep"

tifflovezyou
10-02-2007, 11:02 PM
Kitty little would be saying: "Could you tell the Siamese to put her big kitty panties on and fight me already? Seriously, her pansiness is getting old"


New Kitty would be saying: "Seriously, tell that bully wench to lay the freck off me. I dont want to fight, I MIGHT break a claw, like OMG seriously!"


Polly (Hampster) would be saying: "Must run in ball, all day long.. Must run in ball, all day long (repeat)"

Astra
10-03-2007, 12:29 AM
Kitty little would be saying: "Could you tell the Siamese to put her big kitty panties on and fight me already? Seriously, her pansiness is getting old"


New Kitty would be saying: "Seriously, tell that bully wench to lay the freck off me. I dont want to fight, I MIGHT break a claw, like OMG seriously!"


Polly (Hampster) would be saying: "Must run in ball, all day long.. Must run in ball, all day long (repeat)"

:lmao
that really made me giggle.

just got a new one..
Max(moms cat) "must wash baby must wash baby must wash new baby kitty!>.<"

Aurora
10-03-2007, 12:46 AM
My pup would probably say something like "don't you dare put me back in that kennel woman...not without more treats during the day"

andreacn
10-03-2007, 12:51 AM
Princess the cat: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz PET ME NOWWW or I bite!!

Maggie the dog: Must play ball, must play ball, must play ball..FOUND BALL!! Must lick butt, must lick butt, must lick butt...FOOD!!

my dog has add....:teehee

VinnysGirl
10-03-2007, 02:35 AM
Sophie: "Gimme.. gimme... gimme.. gimme... gimme the damn bone Macyie!!!!"

Maycie: "I dare you, I dare you, I dare you to take the bone Sophie."

Sophie: " I'm gonna roll your puppy ass on the floor you little punk."

Maycie: " SHIT... Mommy hide me!!! PLEASE HIDE ME!! Make her leave me alone, no more bone stealing..." "Is she gone.... ok.. I'm gonna pummel her ass! MAUAHAHAHAHA."


My girls are forever at the WWE. LOL!!!


Also...

In unison... "treat, treat, treat, did she say treats?? Treat treat treat, did she say treats??? (repeat)"

Maycie: "Hey Sophie, watch the door, I'm going to steal another pair of Mom's panties... we'll see what she does..."

Sophie: "She's coming.... you are going to get your butt whooped! *snickers*"