View Full Version : Stupid Jerk!!!!


marinewife_sd
10-25-2007, 03:13 PM
Well, I talked to my DH 4 times on the phone tonight and once typing on the IM and webcam, so he was about to go get some sleep and I said baby tell me something nice before you go and the ass bag said "I can't wait to give you my d**k" :eek you fucking ass bag, I wanted to hear something sweet :vent.

Even though he said alot of sweet things while we were on the phone but come on..... MEN!!:grumpy

=Mrs.AiNokeA=
10-25-2007, 03:23 PM
:giggle I'm sorry I know you don't find it funny but I was would not expect him to say that because it sure isn't something sweet. Sometimes guys just don't think. :hugs

soldiersgrl07
10-25-2007, 03:24 PM
LOL - He probably didn't see anything wrong with that either, huh? That is a typical male comment. I know he meant well, all men do, but he just didn't think before he opened his mouth to speak. My DF has done this before. Think of it this way, if men were as perfect as us women are then the world would be a very boring place, right?

RaMi
10-25-2007, 03:26 PM
sorry i know it annoyed you but...:lmao men make me laugh sometimes i swear they think that sort of thing is "romantic"!

Cheeky Monkey
10-25-2007, 03:27 PM
LOL that sounds like something db would say to me, i don't know maybe in military man language it does mean something sweet i dunno...men are weird.

I Miss Him:(
10-25-2007, 03:30 PM
HAHA!!! Heard it all before....Funny but quite annoying

riffrandallxo
10-25-2007, 03:31 PM
:lmao mine would say something like that....

smartass :grin:

marinewife_sd
10-25-2007, 03:33 PM
He didn't see anything wrong with what he said, he said that's romantic :dunno
now I laugh about it. Can you imagine the look on my face, my jaw dropped on my keyboard :giggle

Godders_Girl80
10-25-2007, 03:35 PM
Yup...a very male comment...in their own crude way they ARE trying to be "sweet" :lol

soldiersgrl07
10-25-2007, 03:38 PM
He didn't see anything wrong with what he said, he said that's romantic :dunno
now I laugh about it. Can you imagine the look on my face, my jaw dropped on my keyboard :giggle

Yeah, that's a normal response. As I'm sure you've noticed we've all been there at one time or another so we just have to take it for what it is... Our Men being Men. As I said before, they certainly do mean well! Even if it doesnt always come across that way. :)

Amanda011784
10-25-2007, 03:46 PM
well I told my DB that I actually wanted to give him a blow job the other day...
--Amanda

MissJasmin25
10-25-2007, 04:05 PM
well I told my DB that I actually wanted to give him a blow job the other day...
--Amanda

you guys sound like me and DH.

we are ALWAAYYYSS talking about doing things to each other....

but i can understand that she specifically asked for something sweet, so she wanted the i love you stuff.


but i enjoy hearing how much he misses me physically too:)

BrittanyJo
10-25-2007, 04:18 PM
I remember the term "bust a nut" being used. Nothing made me feel more valued...please note sarcasm

riffrandallxo
10-25-2007, 04:29 PM
i like when i commented last night...'im hungry i need to find dinner' in a text...

i got ...'i have something you can have for dinner'

:blush:P:wowsers:whatever

MissJasmin25
10-25-2007, 04:30 PM
hahahahahahahah

Jillove27
10-25-2007, 04:33 PM
LOL - He probably didn't see anything wrong with that either, huh? That is a typical male comment. I know he meant well, all men do, but he just didn't think before he opened his mouth to speak. My DF has done this before. Think of it this way, if men were as perfect as us women are then the world would be a very boring place, right?

:agree LOL Men all they want is :sex!! :shrug I don't get it...

MSJackson
10-25-2007, 04:52 PM
it just goes to show which head they really think with.
my dh is constantly tryin to talk dirty to me, i have to yell at him sometimes that i'm tryin to be serious, and he just says i am being serious. :duh

bellezzagoffa
10-25-2007, 04:55 PM
Ohhhh...that is sooo something DB would/has said. Gotta love a man's idea of 'sweet'. :giggle

karina
10-25-2007, 04:57 PM
sounds like some boy i know.. waht a prick. ... i hate naming all the nice things you miss about them and then waht do they miss? sex and thigns in that catogory .. jerks

bill-jenny
10-25-2007, 08:53 PM
I think he was trying to make you laugh. That is fricken hilarious. :roflmao Maybe I have a weird sense of humor but thats funny. My husband pulls that kind of stuff all the time. It makes me laugh so hard cause i don't expect it!

mrskmw
10-25-2007, 09:12 PM
lol silly boys!

MaggieMae
10-25-2007, 11:46 PM
gotta love 'em, lol

RockstarMom
10-25-2007, 11:49 PM
I am ROFLMAO here about his comment! I can literally HEAR C telling me the same thing just to because he's horny. :roflmao

Carlye<3Sailor
10-26-2007, 12:05 AM
:teehee

Kris
10-26-2007, 12:13 AM
that is how dh ends most of his emails with me... I dont think the relize that it is not romantic.

marinewife_sd
10-26-2007, 03:30 AM
yeah, it's not romantic but it's a little funny, and honestly I can't wait to get it :giggle but seriously I wanted to hear something romantic

RockstarMom
10-26-2007, 03:34 AM
yeah, it's not romantic but it's a little funny, and honestly I can't wait to get it :giggle but seriously I wanted to hear something romantic

:giggle Good luck getting him to think with the head on his shoulders and not the one in his pants!

marinewife_sd
10-26-2007, 03:36 AM
:giggle Good luck getting him to think with the head on his shoulders and not the one in his pants!

I know :giggle

Tara S.
10-26-2007, 08:59 AM
lol, well...he is a man! enough said!

marinewife_sd
10-26-2007, 10:01 AM
updated post

itsmelena
10-26-2007, 11:50 AM
LOL I dont see anything wrong with what he said either, NOT romantic agreed, but you should be happy he wants to "give it to you" and not someone else LOL. Yes, MEN! LOL

Elena

Michelle723
10-26-2007, 10:36 PM
:rofl I can so hear my DB saying that. I find it so funny! :lmao