what would you do to your man if he cheated?

i would superglue his penis to his stomach while he was sleeping and wait to see what pops up, or doesn't in the morning. i know evil, but i dont like cheating, never really saw the point.

I know what I thought I would do. But when it happened, it was a whole other story. It's hard to say what you will do till you are staring it in the face.

LOL I probably wouldnt physically do anything to him even though that would make me feel better but I sure would broadcast it to everyone that he is a piece of shit for cheating.I hate cheating and could just never have that trust in the person anymore.

i dont expect db to ever cheat on me really and would never do that but i playfully tell him that what i'll do to him.

I agree with Donna!!! DH hasn't cheated but my ex DF sure did and trust me, all the funny little things you say...just won't happen as your life is crumbling around you.

I KNOW I would slap him!

Other than that- I really don't know.


I slapped my ex like 5 times (mum had to pull me off him) and then dumped his ass.

I really don't know with Dh though- hopefully I'll never have to go through it.

sorry ladies i didnt really mean for this topic to be a serious topic. i'm on a dif train of thought right now, sorry if i got anyione upset thinking about bad memories.

On the contrary- slapping that bastard 5 times is a great memory :lmao

you shoulda punched him in the throat

I'd be gone....period. Before we even got married we discussed this topic and we both feel it's a "strike one-you're out."

Honestly.. I'm really emotional and would freak... crying screaming, throwing things, etc.... But then I'd kick his ass out when I regained my composer

If DH cheated, I don't want to know what I'd do. I would probably turn into a psycho. but one thing is for sure, I'd be filing for divorce. Cheating is unacceptable. My dad cheated on my mom and I won't go through that again.

What would I do to him? I'd leave him.

I'd leave him. No looking back.

First I'd freak the f*ck out. I've already told him that I would launch his precious truck off of a cliff. Then I'd probably burn all his clothes & belongings. After that, I don't know what I would do, but it wouldn't be pretty.

On the contrary- slapping that bastard 5 times is a great memory :lmao
LOL

Well, this may be too serious for this topic, but I will be emailing his mother...cuz she loves me...to let her know that I WILL NOT be going to Greece with them and the exact reason why. :) Wonder what she'll have to say to that? Or better yet, I wonder what ex-db will? :)

i wouldn't give him the satisfaction of any sort of emotion. I would walk away and never talk to him again.

well, when it did happen with my ex we were standing right next to each other when i found out (no he didnt tell me himself even), my first reaction was to slap him across the face! :handup Then i told him everything i thought of him (i didnt cry or scream) and walked out, slamed the door and never spoke to him again! Cheating is the worst thing in my opinion, its a deal breaker 100%:tsktsk

my DH cant afford to cheat on me...not that he ever would. But id take his ass for everything he has...although i know he would give ity all to me. what is going to do with a couch love seat and junk like that in a barraks room? lol

People think Im crazy but I could forgive it once. Everyone makes mistakes so once I will forgive. Anything after that it's time for a divorce.

What would I do to him? I'd leave him.

:agree, We have already talked about this and I told him that I would divorce him if he cheated on me. There are no second chances when it comes to cheating.

I would cry. I like to think I would be strong and brave and walk away from him but I know that my selfesteem and selfworth is probably to low for me to feel strong enough to walk away.

I would leave him and never look back. By not reacting irrationally, will hurt him more in the long run... that and save you time and money from being sent to jail for assaulting him or damaging his property :)

I know his weaknesses. I would exploit them.
Then I would never talk to him again.
His loss.

I know what I thought I would do. But when it happened, it was a whole other story. It's hard to say what you will do till you are staring it in the face.

:agree

I'd take my rats and leave him dry.

I'd stop talking to him.

id make his life a living hell.im notorious for it.we have a mutal best friend,and mutal friends who would all personally beat him up for treating me as such.

he swears the only way this relationship is ending is if i dump him...haha :giggle

along with the playful aspect, I'd hang him from the wall (or tie him to the bed) and pluck his nut hairs out one.by.one. THEN, when I got bored, I'd finish by "waxing" his legs, any hair left on his jewels, and anything else I could find with hot duct tape. Then I'd fit him with an athletic cup filled with icy hot, (or napalm, lol), and ask him if he wants to shove his pecker into another woman ever again.

THEN I'd call his chain of command and tell them (all of them) that they were the only person who knew how to find him, and where he was, and I'd go home to my family, stopping by to tell HIS family why, as much as I love them, I can't be a part of their family any more (since my link has been tied, tweezed, waxed, icy hotted, and napalmed all to hell) lol

what would you do to your man if he cheated?

i would superglue his penis to his stomach while he was sleeping and wait to see what pops up, or doesn't in the morning. i know evil, but i dont like cheating, never really saw the point.

LOL I love this option though...I might make a threat later on, lol

along with the playful aspect, I'd hang him from the wall (or tie him to the bed) and pluck his nut hairs out one.by.one. THEN, when I got bored, I'd finish by "waxing" his legs, any hair left on his jewels, and anything else I could find with hot duct tape. Then I'd fit him with an athletic cup filled with icy hot, (or napalm, lol), and ask him if he wants to shove his pecker into another woman ever again.

THEN I'd call his chain of command and tell them (all of them) that they were the only person who knew how to find him, and where he was, and I'd go home to my family, stopping by to tell HIS family why, as much as I love them, I can't be a part of their family any more (since my link has been tied, tweezed, waxed, icy hotted, and napalmed all to hell) lol

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LOL - nice post... I dont know, what do you do to a man that cheats... hmmmm. :thinking The possibilities are endless!

what would you do to your man if he cheated?

i would superglue his penis to his stomach while he was sleeping and wait to see what pops up, or doesn't in the morning. i know evil, but i dont like cheating, never really saw the point.

My husband made a face and said, "WRONG!! On sooo many levels.."

Lets just say I would have NO problem telling the cops "yeah I did it" "lmao

i agree with donna, you don't know until it happens for sure, but DF and I have discussed that if either of us cheats we are done...and he have both been in those situations before and know how much it sucks...

I would leave...no questions asked!

well first i would cry. then get MAD
and then i would dump his sorry ass to the curb, dress up all sexy and go out on the town with some friends.

screw ANYONE who thinks they can use me like that.

I'd be gone....period. Before we even got married we discussed this topic and we both feel it's a "strike one-you're out."

I use to say that but then it happened. Now i just don't know what to do. I have two boys to think about and I cannot find a job. I love my DH and want to work on our relationship. He knows he cannot be trusted and is dealing with that. But you really don't know what to do until one day you are dealing with it. What is important is to know where you stand with your morals and what you believe marriage to be. The power of a praying wife can be incredible.

i agree with one of the other ladies... you don't really know what to do until the love of your life screws up. i think everyone has moments where they just don't know that person who did that horrible thing. . . i don't know, i just think it all depends on the situation. it's crap either way.

I'd be gone....period. Before we even got married we discussed this topic and we both feel it's a "strike one-you're out."

i agree. i woule leave him-plain and simple, and i would let him be the one to explain to the children when they were older why mommy and daddy were not together anymore.

Like Donna said you never know till it happens, but I think I would pack what I could and never look back. I have been through way to much in my life and if he wants to be that kind of person to me then I would be better off without him.

I would cut his penis off... but seriously I would physically fight him but I know I would forgive him and I would go to marriage counseling. I love him far too much and I believe in 2nd chances but if it happened more than once I would leave.