View Full Version : a lil laughter for nov 1st


Cheeky Monkey
11-01-2007, 02:49 PM
Hamburger Restaurant

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands.

"No" he replies, "I'm just the manager."

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.

"I''m afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused. "He's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

Soldier's Diva
11-01-2007, 02:51 PM
:roflmao that's bad! :hystericlaugh

gss1981
11-01-2007, 02:52 PM
:roflmao

JessicaD
11-01-2007, 03:01 PM
lmao

~Christina~
11-01-2007, 03:39 PM
:sick but :lol

sharine25
11-01-2007, 03:47 PM
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww.........lol....

RunAwayLove
11-01-2007, 03:59 PM
ew:P

Hope
11-01-2007, 11:58 PM
Yuck!

=Mrs.AiNokeA=
11-02-2007, 12:10 AM
Oh gross :lol

Sweetest*Agony
11-02-2007, 12:14 AM
:rofl

billysgirl
11-02-2007, 12:40 AM
Naughty!!! but she got 'em! :lol

SezzySue
11-02-2007, 01:36 AM
:poop eww

Cheeky Monkey
11-02-2007, 01:55 AM
i'm just hopin AF isn't in town for her.

WIKSWIFE
11-03-2007, 03:57 PM
lmao

Butterfly Lvr
11-03-2007, 04:00 PM
:roflmao

Scribble
11-03-2007, 06:53 PM
lmao

jlbecker
11-03-2007, 06:55 PM
ew!! :rofl