Just wondering how many of us are comfortable letting it rip around our SO. I use to hold mine in, but that got old quick.:lmao

wait for the poll.................

unfortunately, yes...I have IBS and am ALWAYS gassy...I hate it!!

HAHAHA I've known my hubby since i was 6 and he was 7 so i guess i'm super comfy hahaha

yeah...

unfortunately, yes...I have IBS and am ALWAYS gassy...I hate it!!

I do too :sigh

I tried to hold it and escape outside or to the bathroom when I had to blow...but it slipped one night....and the rest is history. :lmao

He usually gives me the :arg look after the fact...but...he'll live :teehee

I voted other. lol I have no problem if I happen to fart when he's around. He does it to me and is proud of it so why should I have to hold it on? :lmao

If he isn't going to hold it, why should I? There are obvious times where a pants ripper:faint isn't setting the mood :kissyand I'll act like a "lady". We started out keeping that away from eachother other. But we were still dating. Now we have papers:D

You know...I was at one time so against it. I would do ANYTHING to NOT toot infront of him. But when he let loose on me one day...I said

LET THE WAR BEGIN!!:teehee

Yup he does it with me around so I do it when he's around. :)

I try not to but sometimes you just cant help it! We're human!! :blush

yup, we both do :giggle

yep

:no never have in the 7 yr weve been together :giggle Dh doesnt think i ever do that or #2 :hehe (found that out when he was drinkin w/ a bunch of friends and they got on the farting/bathroom :blushtopic)

If he isn't going to hold it, why should I? There are obvious times where a pants ripper:faint isn't setting the mood :kissyand I'll act like a "lady". We started out keeping that away from eachother other. But we were still dating. Now we have papers:D

:lmao
seriously, my DF...it sounds like shot gun blasts out of the :moon.

and I have yet to figure out why the "sleeping fart" is the worst. You know, when ur s.o. is SOUND asleep all snory like...rolls over...an fppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppt. :sick

I try not to, and he tries not to around me.

omg...anyone ever get dutch ovened?

I don't fart and my shit don't stink either. :refuse



:roflmao

omg...anyone ever get dutch ovened?

:pukey DH has threatened me with it. I didnt even know what it was until he told me.

You know...I was at one time so against it. I would do ANYTHING to NOT toot infront of him. But when he let loose on me one day...I said

LET THE WAR BEGIN!!:teehee
"toot" - :giggle

not normally. if you gotta do it. I think people just do it. :giggle

:no never have in the 7 yr weve been together :giggle Dh doesnt think i ever do that or #2 :hehe (found that out when he was drinkin w/ a bunch of friends and they got on the farting/bathroom :blushtopic)

my dh asked me one day if I ever :poop, and if I do when?:lmao

:pukey DH has threatened me with it. I didnt even know what it was until he told me.

OMG! :lmao

its the worst! avoid it at all costs...unless ur willing to seek revenge. :rofl

I don't really care anymore. He doesn't try to run in the other room when he has to so why should I?

Oh yes! LOL!! Dh and I have been very comfortable in that sense since the very beginning. It's a natural thing.... gas builds up it must come out! LOL!! We used to have burping contests and then when we got married it was farting contests!! LOL!! We're husband and wife and best friends!!!! Best friends have farting competitions! LOL!!!!

Yes I do now, but I didn't untill one night he decided it would be funny to tickle me to death and I was feelig rather windy lol and I pleaded with him to stop because I was gonna fart and he wouldn't and oh boy I farted and was laughing so damn hard I couldn't stop. The second time he was doing the tickle thing again and I feel behind the bed with my legs in the air, and yep laughed so hard I started again, he thinks its hillarious the butt head lol........he farts on me every night, and I used to be like ewwwwwww! get away, but, now if I feel the need i will pay his butt back and fart right back on him, problem is i start laughing before i do it and he knows what i am up to lol

Weird I have never acted like this with any man i my life lol...........guess thats love.

im not yet, sometimes i do it when im sleeping and i wake like "oh shit...did he hear me?" lol oh well...

My DH is so proud of himself...he will run into the room I'm in just so I can be there to capture the moment :lmao...so of course I do it in front of him!!! haha

oh... BTW my DH doesn't think that I go #2 :screwy :lmao hahahaha

I was weird about it at first but he never seemed to care so now if it happens it happens.

Yep we both do.. we've been together far too long for him to think that it doesn't happen.

Yep sure do.

:lmao gawd I am soo losing over here.. but answer to the poll.. Yes I have busted ass in front of Eric many times..

:lmao
seriously, my DF...it sounds like shot gun blasts out of the :moon.

and I have yet to figure out why the "sleeping fart" is the worst. You know, when ur s.o. is SOUND asleep all snory like...rolls over...an fppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppt. :sick

:giggle:giggle I hate those...LOL
I farted once and woke myself up:giggle:pukey

No...I haven't gotten to that point with DB yet. I've just gotten comfortable burping in front of him.

First I have to say I am SO GLAD to see I am not the oddball of the group on this topic.

I voted other. YES I totally fart in front of him. Not ALL THE TIME though. Sometimes I will hide it, but sometimes I let it go and we laugh our butts off. Hell, we have had farting contests. LOL. We are juvenile like that and find it completely hilarious. I have never laughed harder in my life than I did the first time we had a farting contest. :rofl

I try not to, he gets mad.:dunno he can just go.....:jerkit

OMG no! Hahaha. I would be sooooo embarrased!! I'll burp in front of him, but never never never fart! Hell, I still don't even like him to be able to hear me pee or know I went #2!! :P

Sometimes, if it slips.

yes I do.. the first time was a total accident to.. :lol We had just started dating and I was french braiding one of my roommates hair for her while sitting on his lap.. and whooooppsss.. :lmao it has been a war ever since.. one that I lose all the time

Oh yes! LOL!! Dh and I have been very comfortable in that sense since the very beginning. It's a natural thing.... gas builds up it must come out! LOL!! We used to have burping contests and then when we got married it was farting contests!! LOL!! We're husband and wife and best friends!!!! Best friends have farting competitions! LOL!!!!

Exactly

Yes. Where you can fart, burp, scratch yourself.even pick your nose without feeling bad - that is HOME!
And home is whenever he is around :cloud9 pppffffuuuuuth

I do just to piss him off, sometimes :lmao

Yes

We're engaged, and I haven't yet, but he does it ALL the time.
He'll pull the blankets over my head after he does it. He doesn't care..LOL

he's seen me give birth, so there's nothing I'm shy doing infront of him :D

I don't at all.. I CAN'T. I just can't physically let myself do it in front of anyone. He has no problem in front of me though :lmaoWe've been together nearly 5 years too :lol

Oh my gosh, I love this poll! I always tell people that I knew that my husband and I were going to make it for the long haul after he farted on me the first time. Hahaha! We were laying on the couch watching T.V., and I was on his chest and he had dozed off to sleep and all of a sudden the couch just vibrated and he jolted awake. I laughed for like 10 minutes and he looked mortified and I just kissed him and told him I loved him.

Now it is like an all out war between us. We are classy though, we only do stuff like that when we are alone.

:giggle

I want to lol but he tells me if I did he would not be happy LOL so i havent....one day im just gonna let it rip and see what he says LOL :lmao

I try hard not to but as I am getting older I seem to be getting more gassy :oogle but I still avoid it as much as possible and so does he although he is a man and yes he's a farter:woot

Yep! I blame it on the baby :D

I don't fart infront of anyone! That is one thing I really try not to do... Burping is a whole other story. I will do that anywhere! :lmao

if it slips out yeah, i try not to just like he tries not to around me. when both of us have to fart it is like horrible horrible horrible smell (i know tmi)

every once in a while but i am not a big farter

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I try not too just bc it grosses me out LOL I mean i know its natural and all my friends guys and girls used to have all kinds of fun contests, but it just gags me...i dunno why :lol I think its all in my head but i cant get past it :) But it happens every now and then :yes

LOL... I haven't yet *knock on wood* I have never been a big farter in general, but when I do, they are silent and deadly! :hehe So I try not to. He farts around me though and I burp a LOT. Seriously, I am like a man when a burp, especially after a beer. First time I burped, he just turned around and says, "DAAAAMMNNNN". hehe, I think I blushed soooo bad! I was trying to figure out whether he was shocked, grossed out, or proud (I think a mixture of all three)

If I held it I would explode.. After 9 years of being married yep I am comfortable enough to let it rip!!!

Absolutely not.

He has no idea about my bathroom antics, all he knows is that I pee, and I get my period.

Db and I used to have this debate all the time, when we first started dating I would never fart in front of me, but DB kept wanting me to do, he said the moment I farted in front of me, he'd be so happy:lol becuz it meant I was completely comfortable around him, now I'll do it all the time, its natural, and he didnt waste anytime doing it in front of me no matter how awful they were

I do

i'd rather NOT fart in front of him... or ANYONE

but im not going to totally DIE of embarrassment if i DO... HE surely doesnt care.

but he tries to refrain from doing it around me too.... there are just some boundaries we dont care to cross currently.

Oh my gosh, I love this poll! I always tell people that I knew that my husband and I were going to make it for the long haul after he farted on me the first time. Hahaha! We were laying on the couch watching T.V., and I was on his chest and he had dozed off to sleep and all of a sudden the couch just vibrated and he jolted awake. I laughed for like 10 minutes and he looked mortified and I just kissed him and told him I loved him.

Now it is like an all out war between us. We are classy though, we only do stuff like that when we are alone.

:giggle

OMG :rofl You are cracking me UP here. :lolsign :thumbsup ME TOO. Hahaha.

I don't, but he def doesn't have a problem w/ letting em rip... :lol

no I try to not do it in front of anyone...he does it in front of me though.

I'm not a big farter, but I burp alot.
omg...anyone ever get dutch ovened?
Db and I are going to stay with his family for Christmas and it will be the first time we've ever slept in the same bed. He farts a lot, and he keeps threatening me that he's gonna do that!

Um back when I was with Pete I would try not to, but sometimes it would happen lol...he however farted ALL the time.

Yes.

A guy that cant accept the fact that woman also burp, fart and go to the bathroom are guys we should'nt be with!

The first time I did my DB laughed :giggle

I sure try not to but I have to admit, some have slipped out over the yrs & we both giggle:teehee

Nope

I could care less about hiding it. He farts around me, so why can't I?? I belch an fart around him, an he does the same around me. We were cuddling on the bed in our hotel (i had been drinking more than normal an just spent some time in the bathroom not feeling good) an he was behind me up against my back an I let one rip right there on his leg. All he said was "Did you fart on me" ummm Yes.. We had a great laugh!

I try not to in front of anyone... I have to admit that I have a few times in front of my husband accidently of course :blush

Only if it slips

I never once have. He has accidentally a couple times but then he gets really embarrassed. Haha. But I'm thinking I should stop b/c sometimes it gets built up and it just plain hurts!

Sometimes, but only if it slips. I never do it intentionaly.....he usually just laughs at me and says "Were all human babe" (L)

i know this is old but i saw the farting thread going on and thought i would bring it back out.

I'll proudly admit that I dutch oven him.And I'm not ashamed!!!!

yupp.

yep :lmao he dutch ovens me all the time :mumble

First I have to say I am SO GLAD to see I am not the oddball of the group on this topic.

I voted other. YES I totally fart in front of him. Not ALL THE TIME though. Sometimes I will hide it, but sometimes I let it go and we laugh our butts off. Hell, we have had farting contests. LOL. We are juvenile like that and find it completely hilarious. I have never laughed harder in my life than I did the first time we had a farting contest. :rofl



Exactly where I stand...but I didnt see "other"...I put Yes all the time and figured I would explain in the post

We are so comfortable now that it doesn't matter anymore. But the first weekend we went away together I held it all in, I wouldn't even poop! Well I got a stomach ache from holding all the gas and poop in and he was trying to make me feel better by giving me hot tea!!!! I'm laying there thinking to myself OMG this is going to make it worse but I drank it to make him feel better. When he dropped me off at home I was like THANK GOD!!!!!!.

I think in the beginning I might have held my farts in. DH just doesn't give a rat's ass though so..that got old fast. :lmao I still say excuse me, though. Politeness ingrained into me from when I was little. Can't help it!

Hell yeah. I fart in front of everyone :rofl

We even try to compete for the loudest one. He always wins.

I like to keep me gas to myself.

It's a personal journey really... hahaha

SURE DO AND THE FUNNY THING IS THAT HE THINKS IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR A GIRL BUT HE CAN FART WHENEVER- I DONT THINK SO MY FARTS SMELL LIKE ROSES YOU KNOW LOL

I dont unless it slips out. Dh is the same. We like to keep that kind of stuff private. I think that it keeps us from knowing 'to much' about each other :rofl

haha we dont, at least not on purpose. he only has one time that i can remember and that was actually before we were together. and I have once that I can remember and well neither of us ever, EVER talk about it... lets just say he was all up close and personal... very embarrassing. the fact that we dont isnt cuz we arent comfortable with each other though, I dont do it in front of anyone. not even family or friends.

You know...I was at one time so against it. I would do ANYTHING to NOT toot infront of him. But when he let loose on me one day...I said

LET THE WAR BEGIN!!:teehee

:agree

yup sure do

Dh gets upset if I do it in front of him he wants me to be a "lady" so I try and hold it till Im away from him.... Sometimes they just slip and there is nothing I can do about it... he rolls his eyes.

I have no probs with it I do it when we are in bed just for the hell of it. Im not going to let my tummy ache :lol

I try not to but sometimes one slips.

Yes I sure do. It's the one thing I have over him, lol.

All the time, and when we are in the car I lock his windows...lol

:giggle I try not too

darn tootin' hahaha oops!

omg...anyone ever get dutch ovened?

Yes, all the time! :grumpy

yess. exdb and i were very open when it comes to bodily gases... i like farting on him cuz its funny. lol heck he would walk into the bathroom and poop while i was in there putting my makeup on or taking a shower... or vice versa... he'll open the door while im pooping to grab something. pssh. we are very comfortable with each other. haha...

yep! if he's going to love me, he has to love all of me!!! farts and all! lol. ok if they are stinky he doesn't have to love them. but he still gets them!

YES we refer to them as frogs croaking... I toot and I say, "Where is that silly frog?" LOL

LAME I KNOW but we find it cute!

We are so comfortable now that it doesn't matter anymore. But the first weekend we went away together I held it all in, I wouldn't even poop! Well I got a stomach ache from holding all the gas and poop in and he was trying to make me feel better by giving me hot tea!!!! I'm laying there thinking to myself OMG this is going to make it worse but I drank it to make him feel better. When he dropped me off at home I was like THANK GOD!!!!!!.

lmao you silly girl!! i live with db and his best friend and they had friends over alot of friends over and i had to go #2 and so i tried to sneak in and out the bathroom real quick and just my luck when i was leavin the bathroom my db friend was waitin to use it and said "OMG SHAUNA DID U BLOW UP THE BATHROOM?!" i was so embarassed haha. all the guys were laughin haahaha, :lol

LOL mine are silent pretty much he doesn't say he notices though.
They aren't as bad as his, so I figure he can put up with anything.

yep

Doesn't really bother me.......we are very comfortable with each other :)

You know...I was at one time so against it. I would do ANYTHING to NOT toot infront of him. But when he let loose on me one day...I said

LET THE WAR BEGIN!!:teehee

Same here!

I do but he does too

absolutely not! no way never !! (well hopefully one wont slip out!!) :P

I know its totally natural and everyone does it, i just dont see the need to do it in front of each other! My mom is the same and i guess its just the way i was brought up!!

No!!

I did tickle him one a bit too hard and he did...

i fart in front of DH all the time. We've been together way too long for me to always run away when I have to fart LOL

I said yes. The first time I ever did it, DH and I were still dating and I was humiliated. Now, it doesn't bother me at all. In fact, DH says it makes him proud! :lol

We peed in Del Taco cups while driving down the I-15 in Nevada. I'd say we're close enough for farts. :)