What do you do around your house that you would NEVER do in public?


When I'm sick I stick a tissue in my nose so I don't have to carry one around with me all over the house or search for one while my nose is running down my face. Gross I know, but my 3 year old sure thinks its funny :P

I can't believe I'm actually posting this, LMAO!

usually I don't wear clothing when i'm just walking around the house..lol of course I'd NEVER do that in public

walk around in just a bra and panties LOL

LOL! I'll walk around in a bra and shorts, and socks, and slide everywhere I go (we have hardwood floors)

Walk around without makeup.. sometimes :rofl

I do normal gross stuff in the comfort of my own home.. I have that right :lol I hock loogies, I wouldn't do that in public. :rofl I don't really smoke in public, and I do that out on my back porch :yes

wow...i guess...ummm...walk around in my bra and panties would be mine too:buttitch

Yeah I am a nudist in hiding here too...

I also dance around with Riley... there is no way in HELL I would dance anywhere for anyone else.... :refuse

The hair do's I wear around the house... :rofl I wouldn't get caught dead in public with some of the crazy monstrosities I usually have sitting on top of my head. I have a lot of hair though, and when I am at home and don't have anyone to impress I will use anything and everything to get it the hell out of my face! :P

I'll blow my nose in my hands *hides* Of course I then wash them off in the sink afterwards. I know I know, if I can take the time to wash my hands, why can't I take the time to get a tissue? Don't ask me. Tissues don't work as well as hands :(

I scratch my ass!!!
Pick my nose
I just itched my armpit

I walk around without pants a lot...and I burp a lot, lol

Oh yeah, I am a nose picker at home sometimes too. :rofl Same line of thinking as the whole hand nose blowing. LOL. Fingers work better than tissues, and I always wipe boogies in a tissue and then wash my hands. Why I don't just wash my hands and save a tissue I don't know...

I'll blow my nose in my hands *hides* Of course I then wash them off in the sink afterwards. I know I know, if I can take the time to wash my hands, why can't I take the time to get a tissue? Don't ask me. Tissues don't work as well as hands :(

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I fart with as much umph as I can...

I get nekkid...dance around

I got strange hair dos too, Wicked...dont feel bad

Me = nosepicker

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I fart with as much umph as I can...

I get nekkid...dance around

I got strange hair dos too, Wicked...dont feel bad

Me = nosepicker

:lol We should share incriminating photos... :hairpull :teehee

I fart too... usually aim for whatever cat is closet to me. :rofl For some reason I find that extremely funny. :loser

Im a total nudest somedays i dont get dressed at all! :) And my hair is wackey too... Oh and when im sick i do the tissue in the nose thing too...dh thinks i look rediculous but it works well!!

Walk around without eyeliner on!!

LOL omg i look like im half asleep without it.

I never walk outside the house without make up. I don't even like to get my mail from outfront without just a little. But I do sometimes.

Also- I wear baggy comfy clothes. I'd never wear them outside the house.

Walk around half naked, pick my nose, fart loudly, burp, talk to my animals, dance like a fool, and sing like an idiot.

Walk around naked, do crazy weird dances, scratch my butt, wiggle (you heard me right, I WIGGLE), uh....:sex with DH? :lol I guess that counts. I wouldn't do that in public but we sure do it in the house!

I dance around the house, like everywhere. Like there doesn't have to be music. I'm hungry okay I'll go dance to kitchen and I'll dance back with my food. I dance all the time when I'm home, even in the shower, hence all my falls resulting from said dancing in the shower. Whenever I go to take a shower DH turns everything that makes noise off so he can listen to make sure I don't fall, it's funny cause if like the shampoo drops it takes like 10 seconds for DH to be in the bathroom asking if I'm okay.

I pull out my wedgies
fart
sing horribly
walk around naked
rub my tits
look like a bum

I walk around without any make up and some other things that I would never do in public. It's ok, my hubby does 'em all :lmao

I pull out my wedgies
fart
sing horribly
walk around naked
rub my tits
look like a bum

:hystericlaugh:hystericlaugh I do that all the time at home.. always have, juts mom use to get so annoyed when I lived with them and would yell " Please stop announcing that you have a wedgie!!!"

- I also have the most retarded hairstyles at home ( like 4 buns on the the top of my hair when I first get out of the shower, that way when I take it down my hair is wavey)

- And I fart and pick my nose :giggle

i will stick a tissue up my nose if it's runny or i'm getting a bloody nose. i will let gas rip without any regard at home but not in public.

I won't wear my hair curly because it just looks like a big 'fro :roflmao

Go braless. No way would do that in public :pukey

I burp in public just to gross people out and make dh :rofl Hmmm, so that's out.

Funny thread!

I walk around naked, and I also Fart. I NEVER fart in public or in front of DB on purpose

Um, I poop with the bathroom door wide open.

I fart and giggle.

I walk around in my bra & pajama pants.

As soon as I get home I change into pj pants and throw my undies in the hamper.

I lick my fingers when I'm eating. (otherwise I have table manners)

I drink out of the carton.

I blow snot rockets in the shower & hock loogies when I'm sick. Sometimes I even pee in the shower.

I'm pretty freaking gross in private.

Um, I poop with the bathroom door wide open.

I fart and giggle.

I walk around in my bra & pajama pants.

As soon as I get home I change into pj pants and throw my undies in the hamper.

I lick my fingers when I'm eating. (otherwise I have table manners)

I drink out of the carton.

I blow snot rockets in the shower & hock loogies when I'm sick. Sometimes I even pee in the shower.

I'm pretty freaking gross in private.

Haha!
I do all these too.What's the use of getting out of the shower to pee when you can just pee in there?
I also drink out of the carton. I hate dishes.

Ooh..one to add on to my score, I scratch my ass and crotch.
My poor df...

I go commando... like... all the time. :giggle

I go commando... like... all the time. :giggle


Me too, dh loves it :giggle

I do my hair and make-up naked. (a habit that I really need to fix! :lol)
I burp like a man.
If something itches, I scratch it.
When I'm in a really good mood, I sing or do a little dance randomly.

I throw my dental floss behind the couch.,...i do not know or understand why

haha, I walk around in nothing but a robe, the second I get home, all the clothes come off and the robe comes off...and I can burp REALLY loud, but I'd never ever do it in public!

The hair do's I wear around the house... :rofl I wouldn't get caught dead in public with some of the crazy monstrosities I usually have sitting on top of my head. I have a lot of hair though, and when I am at home and don't have anyone to impress I will use anything and everything to get it the hell out of my face! :P

thats my confession too-I have some doozies let me tell ys & I would NOT be caught dead with them in public:refuse:teehee

Nakie here too. I love being naked. Sometimes I swear I'm going to move to a nudist colony.

usually I don't wear clothing when i'm just walking around the house..lol of course I'd NEVER do that in public

Im a total nudest somedays i dont get dressed at all! :) And my hair is wackey too... Oh and when im sick i do the tissue in the nose thing too...dh thinks i look rediculous but it works well!!

I pull out my wedgies
fart
sing horribly
walk around naked
rub my tits
look like a bum

Um, I poop with the bathroom door wide open.

I fart and giggle.

I walk around in my bra & pajama pants.

As soon as I get home I change into pj pants and throw my undies in the hamper.

I lick my fingers when I'm eating. (otherwise I have table manners)

I drink out of the carton.

I blow snot rockets in the shower & hock loogies when I'm sick. Sometimes I even pee in the shower.

I'm pretty freaking gross in private.

:yes Wow, I'm pretty gross.

I'll walk around with a bra and undies on

I (L) to turn my music up and grab my brush and sing and dance around all over the place like Im giving some sort of a concert :giggle

I too will put a tissue in my nose when Im sick and I have a runny nose

What do you do around your house that you would NEVER do in public?

When I'm sick I stick a tissue in my nose so I don't have to carry one around with me all over the house or search for one while my nose is running down my face. Gross I know, but my 3 year old sure thinks its funny :P

I can't believe I'm actually posting this, LMAO!

:hystericlaugh :thumbsup GOOD THREAD! me likey. :five

sometimes i get ridiculously bloody noses, and i'll shove a tampon up my nostril. actually i have done that in public before... 2nd year of college... at least it was in my anatomy class, so people were semi-understanding... :shrug

LOL! I'll walk around in a bra and shorts, and socks, and slide everywhere I go (we have hardwood floors)

:lmao I used to do that at my old house! And then when you kind slip too much and almost fall you get a good rush.... it's refreshing...

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I fart with as much umph as I can...

I get nekkid...dance around

I got strange hair dos too, Wicked...dont feel bad

Me = nosepicker

:chest me too! do it loud do it proud! :cp

I throw my dental floss behind the couch.,...i do not know or understand why

:lol that is so odd!!!! my mom does the same thing, but in her car. some people pick their noses in traffic, my mom flosses her teeth!

i'm also a naked, farting, nose picker.:giggle

As soon as I get home from work or running errands the jammies go on, and the bra comes off. I can't stand wearing one around the house. In fact I have had to run to the bedroom if one of DH's friends come by unannounced.

Will also use the restroom w/ the door open (if it's just DH, DD, & me).

Oh i walk around in my bra and short little booty shorts..would NEVER do that in public..oh and of course me and the hubbins get it on :sex (that's so dirty)..wouldn't do that in public either..maybe public places (when no ones around) LOL :naughty

usually I don't wear clothing when i'm just walking around the house..lol of course I'd NEVER do that in public

walk around in just a bra and panties LOL

:yes Same for me. :D

I am mostly nekid around the house too!! :blush

Hmmm. y'all are so much grosser than I am! I don't like my body, therefore I'm never nekkid...well, almost never. I don't ever fart in front of my dh and hardly ever have to burp. Sometimes I pick my nose though. And I go too long without shaving when dh isn't home.

:haha This thread is so funny! What-a buncha ladies we have :rofl

I don't do the naked thing. Im not a fan of being naked around the house. I sleep with my bra on under my clothes :lmao Touching my own boogies makes me ill, so I don't pick my nose. I do fart on occasion. :lol (I certainly hope so, I would combust if not)

I have an obvoxious habit of picking my teeth. (Only when im alone)

I, too, am a shower pee'er. I also stick the hair on the wall that gets tangled on my hands or ends up in my buttcrack :buttitch I HATE the hair, it freaks me out, so I stick it on the wall :dunno

All that being said, among my earlier post. I can get pretty raunchy I suppose :lol

well there's the obvious... walk around naked. And I'll sing really loud. That one's not a big deal unless you've heard my voice :lol

I too am a naked house walker!

I also stick the hair on the wall that gets tangled on my hands or ends up in my buttcrack :buttitch I HATE the hair, it freaks me out, so I stick it on the wall :dunno


Omg I HATE finding hair stuck in my buttcrack. I stick it on the wall too. Then when there's enough of it, I swirl it into a big glob and throw it in the trash.

Yeah, I'm fucking gross.

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Omg I HATE finding hair stuck in my buttcrack. I stick it on the wall too. Then when there's enough of it, I swirl it into a big glob and throw it in the trash.

Yeah, I'm fucking gross.

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You, sister.. Are obviously not alone :lmao Sounds like were all a bunch-a nasty asses :lol

Lol, it's so nice to know I'm not the only one who does these things. I walk around without pants and the kids always laugh cuz they can see my butt, i wear thongs. i pick my nose, but always put it in a tissue and wash my hands. i dance crazy with the kids, i wouldnt really do that in public, but i dont hide it either, after all, it is fun to do :D

hahaha, ooooh I'm glad to see I'm not alone, this has made me laugh sooo hard!

Omg I HATE finding hair stuck in my buttcrack. I stick it on the wall too. Then when there's enough of it, I swirl it into a big glob and throw it in the trash.

Yeah, I'm fucking gross.

:rofl

That's a problem with long hair. And my df doesn't understand and gets grossed out if I pull a hair out of my buttcrack! Thank god someone else knows the pain!

I make all sorts of manly noises...

um...itch my boobs sometimes. Their dry okay! ;)

What do you do around your house that you would NEVER do in public?


When I'm sick I stick a tissue in my nose so I don't have to carry one around with me all over the house or search for one while my nose is running down my face. Gross I know, but my 3 year old sure thinks its funny :P

I can't believe I'm actually posting this, LMAO!

I do the SAME darn thing and Ethan is always trying to kiss it. LOL!!!

Anytime I am home, I get braless as quick as possible. :thumbsup Nothin' feels better than letting the girls out!!! I also, stay in an oversized tshirt and sweats. I never go out in so much as warm ups, so sweats are my thing at home.

I do the SAME darn thing and Ethan is always trying to kiss it. LOL!!!

That is so cute! :giggle

:haha This thread is so funny! What-a buncha ladies we have :rofl

I don't do the naked thing. Im not a fan of being naked around the house. I sleep with my bra on under my clothes :lmao Touching my own boogies makes me ill, so I don't pick my nose. I do fart on occasion. :lol (I certainly hope so, I would combust if not)

I have an obvoxious habit of picking my teeth. (Only when im alone)

I am never naked either. I always worry that someone will see me or something will happen and I won't be able to get clothes on fast enough before someone sees me... like a fire or home invasion or something. What kind of weirdo am I that the thought of a home invasion doesn't scare me as much as being NAKED when one happens does. :rofl

I am a Reach Flosser Addict... I don't know if that counts as picking my teeth, but it is pretty gross. Especially since I have some space between the back molars where food is constantly getting caught, so flossing produces some surprising results . LOL.

I, too, am a shower pee'er.

Shower peer here too... If I didn't let go I would never be able to shower cuz as soon as the water hits me, I get the ridiculously strong urge to pee even if I JUST peed! At least urine is sterile... it's not like I am poo'ing in there. Hahaha.

I also stick the hair on the wall that gets tangled on my hands or ends up in my buttcrack :buttitch I HATE the hair, it freaks me out, so I stick it on the wall :dunno


Omg I HATE finding hair stuck in my buttcrack. I stick it on the wall too. Then when there's enough of it, I swirl it into a big glob and throw it in the trash.

Yeah, I'm fucking gross.

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ME TOO! I do that to minimize the butt crack hair factor, cuz my hair is so long I think it would impossible to completely avoid it unless I wore like a wetsuit 24/7. :lmao There is hair all over the wall of my shower though... :shrug I can't help it! If I don't put it there, it clogs my drain cuz I have sooooooo much of it, and I can't STAND to have hair on me unless it is still attached. :P

um...itch my boobs sometimes. Their dry okay! ;)

MINE TOO!!! My husband finds this habit especially funny and always tries to get in on the action. :giggle

Anytime I am home, I get braless as quick as possible. :thumbsup Nothin' feels better than letting the girls out!!! I also, stay in an oversized tshirt and sweats. I never go out in so much as warm ups, so sweats are my thing at home.

ME TOO! I HATE wearing a bra. The girls are too independent to be chained in all the time. Hahaha. I also hang out in oversized short, but PJ pants instead of sweats. I think I have more matching PJ outfits than regular outfits. :giggle

Sing :teehee

So I just finished reading the posts on this page....and i do almost all of those. my mom yells at me when i use the shower when i'm home on break (because of all the hair). i'm glad to know that i'm not the only one. :rofl

Haha... I feel so much less weird. I'm guilty of walking around without a shirt on. I can sit around and surf the web and eat for hours...

I am never naked either. I always worry that someone will see me or something will happen and I won't be able to get clothes on fast enough before someone sees me... like a fire or home invasion or something. What kind of weirdo am I that the thought of a home invasion doesn't scare me as much as being NAKED when one happens does. :rofl

Okay one time I was on the computer, which is right by the window, in my bra and undies, and I see the Schwan's man walk up! I leaped out of my chair and onto the floor so he couldn't see me. The windows were wide open so I'm pretty sure he did. :rofl

I guess the norm.. fart, burp.. pick my nose.. etc. :lmao :rofl :roflmao