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ashley5
12-13-2007, 08:08 PM
:rant :hissyfit :banghead :rant :hairpull :fight

So last night I go out to the club after work with some friends.. :whoopdedoo no big deal...it's like 1am :tired time for sleep, but no...must have :quote life :quote...make :quote friends :quote... time goes on...

I park my car... well...my HUSBANDS...car... BRAND new car...expensive :ohno car that I'd never buy for myself cause I'm cheap :P... in a parking :quote space :quote...

:toocool

dance floor, drunk co-workers :yahoo

2:30 am rolls around...yeah I'm so cool, I stay out late ... walk to parking spot...

MY CAR IS FUCKING GONE

:panic

omg...:freakout

two words to describe me...

PANIC ATTACK...

that should cover it...lots of :tears phone calls....ok we found the car...
the cops jacked my car and took it to the impound :taptap I parked in a taxi zone. Drive through the ghetto to pick up my husband's poor baby.... $140 :scared go outside...ATTEMPT to look the car over for damage can't see anything the car is black and so is nighttime!!! :hissyfit

...get into car...

splash... :shock

WTF? What was that... :sheep

My cellular telephone decided to commit suicide :suicide by jumping into a puddle....

:drowning

awesome----

:faint

no phone for me... so no contact with DH :kickcan I wrote him an email explaining everything and he wasn't mad at all. He said he just wished he was home so that he could of came and picked me up and made me feel better...:liar he's just trying to be sweet cause he knows I can't take anymore :censored ... I know if he was here right now--he'd of shown up to get me allright...
:madwife
He'd of been pissed... :P too bad honey!

So I call Tmobile today....explain to the very very intellegent, nice, sophisticated, clearly American woman on the phone what happens... :sarcasm

They will call my phone in 24 hours to confirm that they're sending me a new one...:thinkinlast time I checked my phone was fucking BROKEN... :rant :madwife idiots...

OK so now I have to call THEM in 24 hours :panic

....whatever....

fuck my life

:flippa

and Tmobile for not giving a shit about me...

and my phone for killing itself...

and the cops for towing my car...

and fuck me sideways because I parked in a taxi zone....

....

I need a cookie :imwaiting

:carryon

other than that everything's fine :D

NurseFriday
12-13-2007, 08:10 PM
That sucks but glad your DH was understanding. If that happened to me and my DH was upset, that would hurt me the most!

aj07
12-13-2007, 08:11 PM
Oh my :sadeyes well at least you got the car back and your dh was understanding, but did you at least have fun?

ashley5
12-13-2007, 08:17 PM
yeah it was still fun :D

rosebud*
12-13-2007, 08:22 PM
stick the phone in a jar of rice, don't mess with it for a day see if that helps.
sorry your day was crappy. :hugs

jlbecker
12-13-2007, 08:22 PM
:wowsers what a night! i'm sorry all that happened but hopefully in a few days all will be right with the world again.

Kris
12-13-2007, 08:23 PM
wow that is a big night! I am sorry you got your car towed and that your cell decided that it did not like working and thought swimming would be more fun. I am glad that you had fun, hopefully T-mobile will be on the ball and get you a new one soon!

joanna766
12-13-2007, 08:24 PM
Well hell if you had fun that's all that matter.

But now I am :tantrum because you didn't call me to come. Shame on you.

lacy+chk
12-13-2007, 08:29 PM
that really sucks, but on the positive side, you make excellent use out of smilies!!! that was amazing!!! :hugehug

retrvinfool
12-13-2007, 08:30 PM
Sorry you were in the shi*t but hell girl that was a FUNNY post!! Made me giggle the way you wrote it....I know just how you feel lifes been handing my share if crap lately too. Hope you have a better weekend

Aurora
12-13-2007, 08:31 PM
Whoa. That is one serious bad luck streak. I'm sorry so much happened but at least your hubby was understanding. I hope they fix your cell phone soon!

ashley5
12-13-2007, 08:32 PM
Well hell if you had fun that's all that matter.

But now I am :tantrum because you didn't call me to come. Shame on you.
I (L) you

ashley5
12-13-2007, 08:32 PM
im glad I made you guys laugh :D

that kinda makes it all seem better..

68W-LVR
12-13-2007, 08:36 PM
Damn girl. You just made my day feel like a vacation. I would give you a cookie if I could. I really would.

This always makes me feel better :leghump so hopefully it does you to. It just makes me laugh.

W&M3202
12-13-2007, 08:37 PM
Dang sorry about your phone and the car, but glad to hear that your DH wasn't upset with you and that you had a fun time at the club.

Debra
12-13-2007, 08:40 PM
that really sucks, but on the positive side, you make excellent use out of smilies!!! that was amazing!!! :hugehug

:yes

I hope tomorrow is a better day for ya! It better be 'cause it is Friday!! :hugs

kbmarie
12-13-2007, 08:49 PM
that really sucks, but on the positive side, you make excellent use out of smilies!!! that was amazing!!! :hugehug

:agree

:hystericlaugh

Julianne
12-13-2007, 08:51 PM
:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek

:cheerup

I actually gasped when I was reading that.... well done sister... :five

Julianne
12-13-2007, 08:52 PM
OH! My friend just went thru a TON of BS w/ TMOBILE... my advice to you is threaten to file a report with Consumer Affairs, and they will give you better service :yes

lovingamarine07
12-13-2007, 08:53 PM
wow.ok first off im so sorry for everything that happened and i feel really bad for you. but i love how you tell stories on here. i feel bad for you but reading how you write everything puts a smile on my face

MrsTopsF
12-13-2007, 08:56 PM
I am so sorry about that. i have had it happen to, i know how you feel!

lauren33
12-13-2007, 08:58 PM
i dropped my phone in the toilet once while in a drunken state.

good thing i didnt go pee yet.

my phone jumped right outta my back pocket right into the toilet. darn cellphones.

but i took my whole phone apart, like took out the battery, sim card everything and let it dry overnight and miraculously it worked the next day?

then like a year later the phone finally broke and i had to take white nailpolish and fill in the little pink dot that shows that it had water damage!

Corenn
12-13-2007, 09:09 PM
I'm sorry you had a rough night...but i must say i love all the animation!!

swrlygrl
12-13-2007, 09:13 PM
OMG SERIOUSLY that was an awesome story, totally one for the books. and THANK the stars his car wasn't scratched!!!!

Tara S.
12-13-2007, 09:27 PM
im sorry to hear your night didnt go as planned...but i have to say, your post was great! very graphic...lol

billysgirl
12-13-2007, 09:37 PM
i'm lovin' the smiley usage :lol

I hate getting the car towed. like it really costs them almost $200 to tow it and hold if for an hour? no i don't think so, greedy bastards... :hugs bad day's over though

mn_princess
12-13-2007, 09:41 PM
I'm sorry you had such a bad night. but, if it makes you feel any better, the smilies you used in your story were amazing. :teehee

mandyb
12-13-2007, 09:51 PM
Girl, I gotta give it to you, everyone on here is right, you know how to put a smile on everyone's face with all the smilies.... on the other note, I am sorry you had such a bad day. If I were there you would have a whole plate of cookies :)
I hope you had a great time though. And also I got rid of t-mobile for a reason, they will put you thru the ringer if you are not careful. give em hell girl.

this is for all of us....

Dear God, please help all of us left at home to deal with everything alone, please grant us a great day tomorrow,, c'mon it's Friday, we all deserve it,,, please, I am beggin you..... today really stunk we want to smell roses tomorrow... :pray

OK I know it's kinds corny but we really could use a good full day with no problems..:handshake:feathers:five

ashley5
12-13-2007, 09:56 PM
Dear God, please help all of us left at home to deal with everything alone, please grant us a great day tomorrow,, c'mon it's Friday, we all deserve it,,, please, I am beggin you..... today really stunk we want to smell roses tomorrow... :pray

your such a sweetie... :hugs
yeah we could all use a good day tomorrow :D

damn tow truck drivers can take a day off :imwaiting

~*~Katie~*~
12-13-2007, 10:06 PM
That was so entertaining to read :) I was so intent LOL. I am so sorry your car got toed :( where were you clubbing at? DC :) Cause mine got broke into there one night :( NOT FUN!!

Traci
12-13-2007, 10:19 PM
WOW :hugehug I have had a bad day myself but you win.:giggle

OMG it's Andrea!
12-13-2007, 11:47 PM
ahhhhhh poor ashley!!!!!!!!

i love your posts. you make me happy. verrrrry happy ;) :teehee

at least you had fun!!

you realize all this has happened because we haven't talked in forever, right?!?!?!?!

bingette
12-13-2007, 11:51 PM
Your post was amazing! CRACKED me up! We've all had those days! I feel you.....and not sure my hubby would have been understanding...I'm damned if I scratch the rims!!!!!

USNIwife
12-13-2007, 11:58 PM
:hugs - - - you poor girl :hugs - - - you poor girl.

marinewife_sd
12-14-2007, 12:09 AM
WOW what a night

tinsygrl
12-14-2007, 03:01 AM
Awww poor thing :hugs I hope it all gets better (L)

danielley
12-14-2007, 03:20 AM
ok so the phone thing i totally feel ya on.:wowsers i have dropped my phone in a cup of water two times. ya im a smart one:taptap anywho the most recent time i thought it was a complete goner :fueltofire and it wouldnt turn on or do anything BUT i took it all apart and dried it and just let it all lay there and sleep over night :offtobed and in the morning i put it back together and it worked!!! :egypt so maybe just give it a little break and then try again. hope it all works out dear! :weee:hugs:woot:sing

CristinaFaye
12-14-2007, 06:45 AM
Oh what a night! I hope you got that cookie Ashley. :)

girl20racer
12-14-2007, 08:34 AM
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez woman.. you sound like you have my luck LMAO

At least he was understanding (as already stated) LOL - Did you have to work the next day? I haven't closed down a bar on a weekday in foreeeeeeeeeeeever.

FlyboysGirl
12-14-2007, 10:20 AM
i also love the animation!! :clapping

Sorry you had such a crappy night, hope the cell phone situation gets worked out SOON!!!!! :taptap

ali1005
12-14-2007, 12:07 PM
oh my god ashley...can i just say that i love you?
that was amazing.

Manchu Ma'am
12-14-2007, 12:39 PM
:rant :hissyfit :banghead :rant :hairpull :fight

So last night I go out to the club after work with some friends.. :whoopdedoo no big deal...it's like 1am :tired time for sleep, but no...must have :quote life :quote...make :quote friends :quote... time goes on...

I park my car... well...my HUSBANDS...car... BRAND new car...expensive :ohno car that I'd never buy for myself cause I'm cheap :P... in a parking :quote space :quote...

:toocool

dance floor, drunk co-workers :yahoo

2:30 am rolls around...yeah I'm so cool, I stay out late ... walk to parking spot...

MY CAR IS FUCKING GONE

:panic

omg...:freakout

two words to describe me...

PANIC ATTACK...

that should cover it...lots of :tears phone calls....ok we found the car...
the cops jacked my car and took it to the impound :taptap I parked in a taxi zone. Drive through the ghetto to pick up my husband's poor baby.... $140 :scared go outside...ATTEMPT to look the car over for damage can't see anything the car is black and so is nighttime!!! :hissyfit

...get into car...

splash... :shock

WTF? What was that... :sheep

My cellular telephone decided to commit suicide :suicide by jumping into a puddle....

:drowning

awesome----

:faint

no phone for me... so no contact with DH :kickcan I wrote him an email explaining everything and he wasn't mad at all. He said he just wished he was home so that he could of came and picked me up and made me feel better...:liar he's just trying to be sweet cause he knows I can't take anymore :censored ... I know if he was here right now--he'd of shown up to get me allright...
:madwife
He'd of been pissed... :P too bad honey!

So I call Tmobile today....explain to the very very intellegent, nice, sophisticated, clearly American woman on the phone what happens... :sarcasm

They will call my phone in 24 hours to confirm that they're sending me a new one...:thinkinlast time I checked my phone was fucking BROKEN... :rant :madwife idiots...

OK so now I have to call THEM in 24 hours :panic

....whatever....

fuck my life

:flippa

and Tmobile for not giving a shit about me...

and my phone for killing itself...

and the cops for towing my car...

and fuck me sideways because I parked in a taxi zone....

....

I need a cookie :imwaiting

:carryon

other than that everything's fine :D



Well seeing as its the holiday season and all! I have a t-mobile phone that is semi new I just don't use it anymore so its just sitting around. Comes with some awesome Johnny Cash ringtones and some cute graphics! :) Want it? I can mail it to you today... Lemme know!! :hi

jeepgirl
12-14-2007, 03:16 PM
a friend of mine dropped her phone, blackberry i think ,brand new, 30 days, in the toilet, lol
no warrenty only good for 30 days......they told her to put it in the oven door open on 250 and that would help it dry out....
it worked....sounds kinda funny, but she still has the phone and didnt loose information

jeepgirl
12-14-2007, 03:16 PM
a friend of mine dropped her phone, blackberry i think ,brand new, 30 days, in the toilet, lol
no warrenty only good for 30 days......they told her to put it in the oven door open on 250 and that would help it dry out....
it worked....sounds kinda funny, but she still has the phone and didnt loose information

jeepgirl
12-14-2007, 03:16 PM
a friend of mine dropped her phone, blackberry i think ,brand new, 30 days, in the toilet, lol
no warrenty only good for 30 days......they told her to put it in the oven door open on 250 and that would help it dry out....
it worked....sounds kinda funny, but she still has the phone and didnt loose information

TLP06
12-17-2007, 12:56 AM
What a messed up day!!! hope your phone situation gets worked out ppl at places like that are dumb sometimes...glad ur SO was understanding...the best part of your post was all the smilys i know ur day sucked but hey atleast you made someone laugh..you did ur good deed. lol:sigh hopefully things get better!!!

toozdae
12-17-2007, 05:48 AM
:bigsadhug

at least it all made for a good story to tell though, right? ;)