1. We have no idea where our purse is!

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "Whoo-Hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around!

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someones ass and honestly believe that we can do it!

4. In our last trip to pee we now relize we look more like a homeless hooker then the goddess we were just four hours ago!

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because "Oh my god, I LOVE this song"

7. We find a deeper side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We suddenly take up smoking and are actully really good at it!

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonaid, but thats just because we can't taste the Gin anymore.

10. We think we are in bed but our pillow feels strangly like the kitchen floor.

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is up when we sit down.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault that we are having problems walking straight.

:lmao :rofl

OMG these are SOOO true, especially this one...

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "Whoo-Hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around!

These are hysterical, I have done almost all of these MORE than once while drinking.

:rofl

:roflmao funny but so true

:roflmao
Wait did y'all get this from watching me after a few beers?
Haha..I am the biggest idiot.

I am totally guilty of some of these!!

I am guilty of the one

I love you SOOOOOOOOO much! :rofl

lol I have so many more I could add

have you been out drinkin w/o me again...? :lol

1. You suddenly become the next American Idol

2. Despite seeing your friends last week, you greet each other like it's been years.

3. Long line to girls room...Short line to boys room.........tempting..

You forgot a few

You wake up the next day wondering if you should apologize to everyone for acting silly cause you aren't sure if you acted like an ass or not?

You call your friend and ask her what happened?

You wake up and look for your car forgetting that you left it at the bar the night before

Oh and you kick yourself cause your throat hurts from smoking those cigarettes and now you sound like a frog

12. We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault that we are having problems walking straight.


ohh this one gets me all the time. i have walked home barefoot in some of the worse places. :drunk

1. We have no idea where our purse is!

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "Whoo-Hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around!

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someones ass and honestly believe that we can do it!

4. In our last trip to pee we now relize we look more like a homeless hooker then the goddess we were just four hours ago!

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because "Oh my god, I LOVE this song"

7. We find a deeper side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We suddenly take up smoking and are actully really good at it!

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonaid, but thats just because we can't taste the Gin anymore.

10. We think we are in bed but our pillow feels strangly like the kitchen floor.

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is up when we sit down.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault that we are having problems walking straight.

:lmao :rofl


Bold = Guilty :blush

ohh this one gets me all the time. i have walked home barefoot in some of the worse places. :drunk

EWWW I KNOW! me too! the worst is when you actually lose your shoes. :oops

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is up when we sit down.

I cant even count how often I have fallin into the toliet because someone (not going to mention any names) in this house left the seat up....

3. Long line to girls room...Short line to boys room.........tempting..



Not tempting........ it's funny how they look at you when you leave the stall and they are at the urinal and the ones outside the door look up to make sure they are at the right door.:hosed

You forgot a few

You wake up the next day wondering if you should apologize to everyone for acting silly cause you aren't sure if you acted like an ass or not?

You call your friend and ask her what happened?

You wake up and look for your car forgetting that you left it at the bar the night before

Oh and you kick yourself cause your throat hurts from smoking those cigarettes and now you sound like a frog

SO SO SO TRUE!

have you been out drinkin w/o me again...? :lol

I haven't been out drinking in a while, sadly. No one wants to go hit a bar or something anymore its like they are Nuns now! :depressed :lmao

OMG! SO true! I'm pretty sure I'm guilty of most of them, including the additions. Especially losing my shoes. Waikiki beach stole them I swear! Lol

7. We find a deeper side to the geek sitting next to us.



okay this one is me... :lmao i get in these deep conversations with the nastiest guys!! :lol and i try to introduce them to my friends and they're thinking "what the hell is wrong with her?!?!"

:shrug I'm just not looking at guys that way anymore...

:no poor guys always think they're gonna get lucky i bet :arg :lol

:roflmao

:rofl

1. We have no idea where our purse is!


6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because "Oh my god, I LOVE this song"


:rofl those 2 are definitely me!