ok so im trying to write db a funny corny love poem...

Im usually really good at stuff like this but for some reason I am having a huge brain fart...can anybody think of any funny lines...or corny lines to get me going...i would be SO thankful!

Thanks in advance

Here try this one
What am I to do??
when every thing I do reminds me of you
tell me what is my cure..because I doubt there's any
for I miss you alot and no one feels my agony!

me missing you is like the rain..
even when I'm a bit cool I'm still wet..
I'm going crazy I've lost my sane!
I just think of the moment we met!!

all of a sudden I envy the birds..
because I know they can get to you..
and every time I see one oh my god it hurts!
I can't even think of enough words!

I sit up wondering all night..
do you know how much I miss you!!?
or do you question me and say might!!
because you know that since last time I saw you I just don't see the light!!

lying in my bed at night..just asking the hell why?
why is all this happening to me..
in the oceans of your hug I dream to dive!
I just want to die..but the hop of seeing you keeps me alive...

why are we so different?
are we the love victims?
or are we just unique??..
because I think it's about time to speak!!

we're different in so many ways..
our love is just much stronger..
we can't wait much longer..
as time passes we seem to even more linger

I see you on my pillow..
I see you in my books!
don't think otherwise..
it's miserable just the way it looks!

I see you everywhere..
remember you whatever happens
wish to touch you...feel your love again!
I don't want everything to end..it's not a game..

every sound I hear..reminds me of your voice!
everything I see..gives me a peek of your wild eyes
I just don't want to feel calm..I wanna make some noise
I just want your light to hit my eyes every morning as if it's the sunrise!

do you miss me as much as I do..I don't know..
you say you'll die to see me though
you'll never look at no one else..never let me down!
I guess my eyes are irresistible..that's why I'll never doubt..:P

how much the meeting will take time..
we'll be there when it gets here..can you hear me?
because I see it so clearly..I feel every touch..
don't worry baby we love each other so much!!..

go look at funny greeting cards...there are some funny ones out there...or look up some funny poems that might help you come up with an idea! Good luck!!!

WOW thank you!!

Did you make that up!?!?!?!?!

ITs great

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... :corny

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
but flowers are dead