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MelissaMc424
02-19-2008, 12:34 PM
Typical Navy Chief

Harold was an old Retired Navy Chief Engineman. He was sick and
was in the VA hospital. Anyway, there was this one young nurse
that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk
to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing
tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready
for our bath, or are we hungry?"

Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Old
Harold had received breakfast, and pulled the juice off the tray,
and put it on his bed side stand. He had just been given a urine
bottle to fill for testing. The juice was apple juice. So.....you
know where the juice went.

Well, the nurse came in a little later and picked up the urine
bottle. She looks at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy
today....."

At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, pops off
the top, and drinks it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through
again, and maybe I can filter it better this time."

The nurse fainted...... Old Harold just smiled......Typical Chief!

JKirstiH
02-19-2008, 12:59 PM
:lmao
You think Lil H would do something like that?
:lmao
I could see my old man doing it.

MelissaMc424
02-19-2008, 01:01 PM
:lmao
You think Lil H would do something like that?
:lmao
I could see my old man doing it.

But of course, would you expect anything less??.. I sent it to him too... he's gonna :rofl when he reads it.