have any of you sent little naughty toys or anything to your so while on deployment?? I want to send db one, but he told me everything gets x'rayed and I don't want to get him in trouble...

I could wait until the summer, but I REALLY want him to have it

thanks !!

Maybe you could send a picture of it to him with a naughty poem as you wouldnt want him to get in "trouble"......

Maybe you could send a picture of it to him with a naughty poem as you wouldnt want him to get in "trouble"......

thats a good idea...thanks

:rofl That just made me :giggle I remember one time moving hearing a 'toy' that was already packed making noise... Needless to say, new batteries were needed at our destination :rofl

I agree....letters or pictures might be a better solution.

see this is just like a rubber thing you put the thingy through...sorry if this is too much...its like 6 inches long and could look like a pencil holder haha...I could make it totally look like something else

They don't get into trouble for things like that. They might give him shit for it, but he won't get into 'trouble'.

I don't see where he's not allowed to have that kinda stuff. My DH has one :shrug

who knows this is just what he said it might be totally wrong haha...

:teehee I sent DF a "toy" :wink

It came in a box so I left it in that and then just stuck in between the sheets that i was sending to him.

He got it with no problems... except I didn't warn him that it was coming and he opened the package in front of some of his guys, needless to say I became a very popular person and i had lots of requests :giggle

:teehee I sent DF a "toy" :wink

It came in a box so I left it in that and then just stuck in between the sheets that i was sending to him.

He got it with no problems... except I didn't warn him that it was coming and he opened the package in front of some of his guys, needless to say I became a very popular person and i had lots of requests :giggle

GREAT IDEA im sending it...f it...the worst that could happen is that it gets thrown away...thanks!

GREAT IDEA im sending it...f it...the worst that could happen is that it gets thrown away...thanks!

Welcome!

I had my SO's directly shipped from them. It was sent in a nondescript box, and cause it was only going to TX, I highly doubt it was X-rayed. He was pretty embarassed at first, but now? He's LOVING it and like I always tell him, practice makes perfect!!! He comes home for 3 days R&R mid March and he better be ready...

your so funny. but i think i know exactly what you are talking about i think it is out of silicone right? I had a passion party and I think she showed something like you are talking about, so it could so easily be mistaken for a kids toy depending on how you package it.

but one thing to think about is the extreme weather conditions, silicone is very temperamental and my friend who does the parties, well her husbands melted when they went to Hawaii LOL .

Also I talked to DB when he left about sending porn movies, magazines, toys etc and he said they would confiscate it because they don't want the military brining in that stuff.

i've only sent pics. but taking a pic of you with it is a good idea!

its a thing to help them choke the chicken if you know what i mean hahaha...its not too hot there yet so i think it would survive

its a thing to help them choke the chicken if you know what i mean hahaha...its not too hot there yet so i think it would survive

Man that made me laugh!! I haven't been able to ask mine if he would like anything that does that but if he tells me yes, I'm contacting you to get some ideas!! lol

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Man that made me laugh!! I haven't been able to ask mine if he would like anything that does that but if he tells me yes, I'm contacting you to get some ideas!! lol

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surely! and im sure my db would never ask for something like it, but hes getting it anyway...its his pay back for the huge amounts of toys that he has sent me

Ok i am soo curious to know what all these toys are..lol!!!! DH would NEVER ask for anything like that...let alone even talk about it..i mean i JUST got him to talk dirty to me over the phone..LOL!!!

Ok i am soo curious to know what all these toys are..lol!!!! DH would NEVER ask for anything like that...let alone even talk about it..i mean i JUST got him to talk dirty to me over the phone..LOL!!!

i'll send you a pm later tonight, im at work and scared to look it up on the work computer haha...db won't SHUT UP ON THE PHONE!!!!!

i'll send you a pm later tonight, im at work and scared to look it up on the work computer haha...db won't SHUT UP ON THE PHONE!!!!!

I'll be looking forward to this information..lol!!!!

I have always passed on this. Because even though it gets xrayed they can contact his command and get him in trouble for it even though they will throw it away. Its up to you though. Some take the risk and some dont :D

Ladies, look up the fleshlight. Dh heard about it from some of his army buddies, and I just sent him one from amazon. I hear its pretty sweet!

One of the first two deployments I sent him a little doll, that was dressed as a sailor, and had a HUGE dick sticking out of his pants. You would wind it up, and the sailor would jerk off. It was great...so I thought! lol. Granted, I just found it in my soon to be son's room in the closet. Other than that, no I haven't sent him any sex toys. He doesn't like them.

its a thing to help them choke the chicken if you know what i mean hahaha...its not too hot there yet so i think it would survive

Yes, I sent some chocolate in a package a little over a week ago and it made it - silicone should be just fine.

I have always passed on this. Because even though it gets xrayed they can contact his command and get him in trouble for it even though they will throw it away. Its up to you though. Some take the risk and some dont :D

Everything "iffy" I've sent so far has made it without a problem, but I haven't tried toys yet... thought about it though. I'd love to hear how it goes!

I've sent "naughty" things, and never had any problems. I haven't sent anything really bad....but I did send him a hilarious gift that he just got....i'll post a link in another thread. But I dont know if dh's stuff gets xrayed, so if he's telling you to be cautious...you probably should.

One of the first two deployments I sent him a little doll, that was dressed as a sailor, and had a HUGE dick sticking out of his pants. You would wind it up, and the sailor would jerk off. It was great...so I thought! lol. Granted, I just found it in my soon to be son's room in the closet. Other than that, no I haven't sent him any sex toys. He doesn't like them.
oMG!! That's pretty much what I just sent Dh. I loved that little toy...it was hard to let go!!

i am pretty positive they don't get in trouble either.. i sent hubby some "naughtiness" :lol on his last deployment and there weren't any problems!

have any of you sent little naughty toys or anything to your so while on deployment?? I want to send db one, but he told me everything gets x'rayed and I don't want to get him in trouble...

I could wait until the summer, but I REALLY want him to have it

thanks !!

I never send anything he isn't allowed to have, I don't want to get him into trouble. I especially would never send pics that I wouldn't want someone to get their hands on accidentally. Here is a good site you can use to see what is allowed and not allowed to be mailed for every apo zip code http://www.oconus.com/ZipCodes.asp

Here is a good site you can use to see what is allowed and not allowed to be mailed for every apo zip code http://www.oconus.com/ZipCodes.asp

Thanks for posting that! That was super helpful! :D If you send it hide it in some other stuff. DB always opens his boxes in front of his buddies...they are always after the food I send. I warn him if its extra mooshy or if I think he'll get made of fun of real bad! LOL