ProudNavyWife
02-20-2008, 12:49 PM
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
'Yes,Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace, 'My Private Part died today, and I amvery sad.'
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please
put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
But, Nurse Tracy,' replied Mr. Wallace, ' I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.'
'Yes, you d id tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'
Well, he replied, 'Today's the viewing .'
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
'Yes,Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace, 'My Private Part died today, and I amvery sad.'
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please
put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
But, Nurse Tracy,' replied Mr. Wallace, ' I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.'
'Yes, you d id tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'
Well, he replied, 'Today's the viewing .'