I just went pee pee... and I'm about to go find something to drink in the kitchen.....















:lmao

*pats you on back*

ohhh good girl.

did you also do the regular, routine things for your children too? did you want a mommy award for taking care of YOUR OWN KIDS? :D

:hystericlaugh You guys are too much!

*pats you on back*

ohhh good girl.

did you also do the regular, routine things for your children too? did you want a mommy award for taking care of YOUR OWN KIDS? :D

YES!!!! I want an award.. and a cookie! :D

Oh i got one. I got up and made everyone breakfast this morning. Yup all by myself!!!

Man I must be missin something! :(

Oh i got one. I got up and made everyone breakfast this morning. Yup all by myself!!!

Damn! You got me beat! Tony have the boys breakfast before work... But I.... I got up and put my pants on!!!

Man I must be missin something! :(

:lol Rebecca's BR thread :teehee

Oh no:lmao
I want a SAHW award. I wiped my own butt today:)
That count?

Damn! You got me beat! Tony have the boys breakfast before work... But I.... I got up and put my pants on!!!
:bliss Whoo hoo all by yourself!!! i'm impressed. that is hard. i'm still in pj's :rofl

Damn, all I've done is put away laundry and start more... ooh, and Cam did have too potty, so YAY me, I took her to the bathroom! :woot

well >> I << personally woke up at 2:30 am with the baby who thought that it was time to wake up and we stayed up for an hour or so before i got her to go back to sleep.... THENNNNNNNNN i woke up and got my kids dressed for school....and took them to school BY MYSELF!!

:lol Rebecca's BR thread :teehee

That'd be why, I hardly ever read in there unless instructed to lol Now I gotta go read it.

Oh no:lmao
I want a SAHW award. I wiped my own butt today:)
That count?

:lol I think that one gets a medal!

well >> I << personally woke up at 2:30 am with the baby who thought that it was time to wake up and we stayed up for an hour or so before i got her to go back to sleep.... THENNNNNNNNN i woke up and got my kids dressed for school....and took them to school BY MYSELF!!

Holy... crap... You are a goddess... omg you are so awesome. :hail

That's it, I'm going to get us all "supermom/wife" certificates... :hystericlaugh

:bliss Whoo hoo all by yourself!!! i'm impressed. that is hard. i'm still in pj's :rofl

shhhhhh I'm in pjs too lol So is DH, we're on "vacation" ;) But I made us lunch! I fed the dog too!

That's it, I'm going to get us all "supermom/wife" certificates... :hystericlaugh

:lmao We all deserve them for doing our daily motherly duties that every other mother has to do too!

well >> I << personally woke up at 2:30 am with the baby who thought that it was time to wake up and we stayed up for an hour or so before i got her to go back to sleep.... THENNNNNNNNN i woke up and got my kids dressed for school....and took them to school BY MYSELF!!

wow I can't compete with that :depressed

Sarah-I added you to my YIM. I had you on before but my computer deleted my buddy list:(

shhhhhh I'm in pjs too lol So is DH, we're on "vacation" ;) But I made us lunch! I fed the dog too!

oh yeah I fed the dogs too. that's hard there are three.

oh yeah I fed the dogs too. that's hard there are three.

oh oh! Me too!

oh oh! Me too!

:woot we get the good fur mom award.

Sarah-I added you to my YIM. I had you on before but my computer deleted my buddy list:(

oh, I'll log on then! Did you add Caimbrie or Crazyredheadmommy? I only use crazyredheadmommy now :D

:lmao We all deserve them for doing our daily motherly duties that every other mother has to do too!

Seriously Sarah, I'm gonna do it... PM me your addy.. I want everyone to take pics of theirs when they get it.. ;) We can have an SOS wife/mom hall of FAME! :hystericlaugh

:woot we get the good fur mom award.

:woot

Seriously Sarah, I'm gonna do it... PM me your addy.. I want everyone to take pics of theirs when they get it.. ;) We can have an SOS wife/mom hall of FAME! :hystericlaugh

:lmao will do!

you better bring me one at lunch on wednesday :) :D ;)

:lmao will do!

OK, Crap, the life of a mommy, I have MORE laundry to do... brb.. :twisted

oh yeah I fed the dogs too. that's hard there are three.

I feel so inadequate I only have one. :(

you better bring me one at lunch on wednesday :) :D ;)

If I've got the chance to do them between now and then.. that would involve, dare I say it, a trip to the store with my daughter.. and a trip to the PO for stamps.. :sarcasm

I went to the doctor and target and cleaned. Go me lol.

I didn't read the thread but I wanna join in anyway. I got one kid off to school at 7:30, took Caleb to his class at 9 and have breastfeed and incredibly fussy, teething baby every hour for the last 3 days all with the flu and a 103.5 degree fever. Can I win some award now? :giggle

How often do you all take a shit?!?!? :rofl

Some threads are just too much!!!!!!! ITA!!!

How often do you all take a shit?!?!? :rofl

Not very often now due to constipation for the first time ever lol Its not too bad though. :P

Some threads are just too much!!!!!!! ITA!!!
:thinking well I don't actually keep track of that. just my pee. :rofl

Not very often now due to constipation for the first time ever lol Its not too bad though. :P

:lmao.. it's those damn prenatals!! The iron in them did the same thing to me.. damn, now here I go talking about POOP... :hystericlaugh

Hey Bex, my stupid worthless DH (who bought me flowers yesterday, but not TODAY) won't help me. Could you hold my hand while I pee?

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

:hystericlaugh

OMG I LOVE MY DH!

My DH Sucks.. I wish my DH was as good as other DH's....

My DH Sucks.. I wish my DH was as good as other DH's....

Hey, now we need to hear about how you're gonna :attack :sex him when you get him home today!

:lmao.. it's those damn prenatals!! The iron in them did the same thing to me.. damn, now here I go talking about POOP... :hystericlaugh

I'm comfortable enough with myself that I can talk about POOP! lol

The prenatals dont make me sick either, they dont taste that bad. I (L) them.

I'm comfortable enough with myself that I can talk about POOP! lol

The prenatals dont make me sick either, they dont taste that bad. I (L) them.

I didn't get sick while on them either.. luckily.. just about everything else made me sick at one point.. :pukey

oops, time for a potty break.. :lmao

Hey, now we need to hear about how you're gonna :attack :sex him when you get him home today!

Hey, he got that yesterday for the flowers. What does he think I am, some kind of machine he can screw and then not call for three days while he's in a coma in Iraq?

What kind of fucker does he think he is, in a coma in Iraq and sending me a gift card for Christmas BY THE WAY?

And remind me to bitch the next time he calls about how his mom wore white to our wedding 2 years ago.

Hey, he got that yesterday for the flowers. What does he think I am, some kind of machine he can screw and then not call for three days while he's in a coma in Iraq?

What kind of fucker does he think he is, in a coma in Iraq and sending me a gift card for Christmas?

:lmao Damn him.. doesn't he know that a card is something that every comatose person is capable of???? How about something a little more personal, I mean damn, you have all this time on your hands dude.. :duh:arg :sarcasm

:lmao Damn him.. doesn't he know that a card is something that every comatose person is capable of???? How about something a little more personal, I mean damn, you have all this time on your hands dude.. :duh:arg :sarcasm

Seriously. I did, however, buy his squadron chips ahoy cookies AND I dumped them out on a plate.

THERE! COOKIES for your effing squadron. Tell them to make their wives stop calling the house and give me my damn award already. THEN, I will hang it on the wall and tell everyone I make DH's shop cookies from scratch...weekly.

No, wait. Daily.

OMG Melissa:lmao I am going to share every detail of my sex life and you HAVE to hear it!!!


"Oh and my hair hurts. Like the tips and stuff. It's the end of the world."

"I haven't heard from my BF in like 2 hours and I am doing crazy. But I plan on tricking him on leave and getting knocke!d up. Wish me luck"

But hey I can still add so I will not have to go into a life of porn. :lmao

Damn no edit. Crappola

oohhhhhhh i need to pee. and pump. maybe i can pump 23000000 ounces today. yippee. yes, i'm still breastfeeding. cookie for me, anyone? ;)

OMG Melissa:lmao I am going to share every detail of my sex life and you HAVE to hear it!!!


"Oh and my hair hurts. Like the tips and stuff. It's the end of the world."

"I haven't heard from my BF in like 2 hours and I am doing crazy. But I plan on tricking him on leave and getting knocke!d up. Wish me luck"

But hey I can still add so I will not have to go into a life of porn. :lmao

Hey, you can do simple math.. get a job at CPK... :D I wanted to smack that twit when she handed me the CORRECT change. How in the HELL can you honestly be off by $10????? COME ON!

OMG Melissa:lmao I am going to share every detail of my sex life and you HAVE to hear it!!!


"Oh and my hair hurts. Like the tips and stuff. It's the end of the world."

"I haven't heard from my BF in like 2 hours and I am doing crazy. But I plan on tricking him on leave and getting knocke!d up. Wish me luck"

But hey I can still add so I will not have to go into a life of porn. :lmao

OH MY GOD! Speaking of which.. I haven't had my period in 8 months, my belly and ankles swell like hell, and awhile back I was puking all over the place. It's better now though.

Anyways, I was thinking about 8 months ago was summertime, almost, and I was eating a lot of watermelon, so I thought one of those seeds implanted in my stomach and I was just growing a watermelon, but I like watermelon so I figured it would be ok, but I stubbed my toe the other day and I cried for like 5 hours and I just noticed that my dog won't even eat my leftovers because they have so much salt in them.

So... do you think I should take a pregnancy test or wait a few weeks?

oohhhhhhh i need to pee. and pump. maybe i can pump 23000000 ounces today. yippee. yes, i'm still breastfeeding. cookie for me, anyone? ;)

:milestone :woot

OH MY GOD! Speaking of which.. I haven't had my period in 8 months, my belly and ankles swell like hell, and awhile back I was puking all over the place. It's better now though.

Anyways, I was thinking about 8 months ago was summertime, almost, and I was eating a lot of watermelon, so I thought one of those seeds implanted in my stomach and I was just growing a watermelon, but I like watermelon so I figured it would be ok, but I stubbed my toe the other day and I cried for like 5 hours and I just noticed that my dog won't even eat my leftovers because they have so much salt in them.

So... do you think I should take a pregnancy test or wait a few weeks?


POAS!!!!

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii243/mzpurfume/cookies.png

OH MY GOD! Speaking of which.. I haven't had my period in 8 months, my belly and ankles swell like hell, and awhile back I was puking all over the place. It's better now though.

Anyways, I was thinking about 8 months ago was summertime, almost, and I was eating a lot of watermelon, so I thought one of those seeds implanted in my stomach and I was just growing a watermelon, but I like watermelon so I figured it would be ok, but I stubbed my toe the other day and I cried for like 5 hours and I just noticed that my dog won't even eat my leftovers because they have so much salt in them.

So... do you think I should take a pregnancy test or wait a few weeks?

OMG I am laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes!!!!
Congrats you are having a baby watermelon:)

I WANT GIRL SCOUT COOKIES DAMNIT!

Just you wait until I am preggo. Nothing will be held back. :kungfu

:rofl you guys crack me up

POAS!!!!

LOL Like one from the back yard? I'm new at this.. I haven't been outdoors since the watermelon incident.

??? What? lol

Pee On A Stick... :hystericlaugh

LOL I changed it. I googled it :teehee

Didn't know I had mad google skillz, did you?


I should make a thread about how I googled POAS.

LOL Like one from the back yard? I'm new at this.. I haven't been outdoors since the watermelon incident.

See? Changed it, lol

LOL I changed it. I googled it :teehee

Didn't know I had mad google skillz, did you?


I should make a thread about how I googled POAS.

OMG, totally post one!

LOL Like one from the back yard? I'm new at this.. I haven't been outdoors since the watermelon incident.

:lmao in this situation, I think a stick from the backyard would work... ;)

:lmao in this situation, I think a stick from the backyard would work...


Wait... are you making fun of me? Or are you serious? Because I just got a stick and peed on it, and no vines came out or anything.... but.... like I guess it might not be a watermelon... but... all I have now is a wet stick.

Wait... are you making fun of me? Or are you serious? Because I just got a stick and peed on it, and no vines came out or anything.... but.... like I guess it might not be a watermelon... but... all I have now is a wet stick.

:lmao you mean it didn't sprout??? hmm.. wait a couple more weeks and do it again.. :sarcasm..

...on the same stick?

...on the same stick?

You're too much.. I almost choked on my lunch!!! :P

:D Sorry. I didn't mean to kill you, lol

:D Sorry. I didn't mean to kill you, lol

:rofl.. oh the joys of motherhood.. I'm having chicken nuggets shaped like sea creatures, because Cam wanted them.. that totally could be dangerous if I laught too hard..

:rofl.. oh the joys of motherhood.. I'm having chicken nuggets shaped like sea creatures, because Cam wanted them.. that totally could be dangerous if I laught too hard..

I would get your life insurance though, right?

I want chicken nuggets!!

I would get your life insurance though, right?

I want chicken nuggets!!

:lmao mmm... chicken....

:lmao mmm... chicken....
....ish...

ooh yea, didn't you know that pee sticks are re-usable? :D

share with your friends, family, pets....

ooh yea, didn't you know that pee sticks are re-usable? :D

share with your friends, family, pets....

:lol

kiwi, empty your PM box.. LOL

ooh yea, didn't you know that pee sticks are re-usable? :D

share with your friends, family, pets....

here, pee on it, and pass it down... :hystericlaugh.

Bex that's disgusting. On that same note.. can DH use it to take sperm samples? It is a pretty good sized stick.

kiwi, empty your PM box.. LOL

You people make me sick, pming me this much. :stalker :P

Ladies, I got you all beat. My whole family, all three of us were and still are breathing today! Beat THAT!

*hands you the shared pee stick* But...did you do all of that preggo with a child and/or fruit?

Well, I was eating grapes. And later a salad.

:hail :hail

I'm hungry now and I already ate all of my grapes. I'm going to have to go foraging.

I'm actually eating some grapes as I type.