I think this might have been done before :dunno

But what was your worst excuse?

he was a bad kisser. i didn't want to take the time to teach him it wasn't worth it

I broke up with a guy because he bought me something for Valentine's day. I needed an excuse pretty bad at that point, lol. I said that he wanted more out of the relationship than I did, and the gift was the proof. It was only a big bag of M & Ms. :blush

oh yeah i broke up with someone over a crappy v-day present...i was in high school

I found out he did not take baths regularly... and I told him and he didn't care he said men don't have to bath regularly so I dumped him... Call me mean but too be with me BATH!!!!!

"It's me, not you" lol. I actually lied too and said that I was moving up north for the summer. And his grandma was crazy scary and would always try to get me to go to her atheist meetings.

Well I dumped one of my exes because he had a crooked penis! Well I told him dick! And i did it over the phone too..... bad me!

I broke up with a guy because he was too conservative for me. Broke up with another one because he mildly criticized the fact that I use profanity too much (and I quote, "You have a pretty mouth and such dirty words come out of it!"). yeah, and you can eff off too :lol.

Lol the guy I dated before my DH was really annoying and had the worst voice and laugh it haunted me in my dreams so I texted him that I was too busy for a relationship but about a week later I started getting together with my now DH

Lol the guy I dated before my DH was really annoying and had the worst voice and laugh it haunted me in my dreams so I texted him that I was too busy for a relationship but about a week later I started getting together with my now DH

Ooooh, I had an annoying laugh one too!

Haha, well the guys mom was weird. She said that she was a witch and that she survived the Salem Witch Trails, yeah, she said she was over 2 hundred years old. I cant remember the exact age she said, but it was around there. She scared me :dunno so, I broke up with the guy I was dating. The excuse I used was that I was moving to Germany. Ha! I'm still here! :twisted

I can't believe I'll post this but I think its kind of funny. My now DB and I dated 10 years ago in high school. I was REALLY shy! I couldn't stand the thought of kissing a boy because it mortified me! One day, DB walked up behind me to hold me and keep his arms around me. Well, my hands were behind my back and he's just the right height that I touched his penis. I FREAKED, ran, and told him later that I couldn't have a boyfriend. He was heart broken for the longest time...years actually. I just told him the real reason last July and he almost fell out his chair laughing. He told me he's not letting me get away this time! :)

ive always had a good reason for breaking up with someone.. but i've also always had underlying reasons that i would have ended up using had there not been a good reason....

there was one guy who was just fucking UGLY.
one guy didnt talk much
one guy was becoming obsessed with magic... just a tad weird... he is now HUGE on being a christian... although any christian would CRINGE upon hearing his religious beliefs...
one guys balls smelled so bad (and we had NOT had sex yet.. this was just through his pants) that i couldnt stand to ever go further with him
one was a terrible kisser

i would like to say that some of those 'ones' up there belong to the same guy. ive dated some weirdos.
i also discovered that one guy was racist. my brother is black.... he claims he ISNT racist... yeeeeah. when the words out of your mouth are PREJUDICED against soley other races.. that is RACISM :D he hid it well. he refused to talk about politics.....

The best one for me was when I just started college and dated this guy for about a month and just wasn't feeling him so I planned this whole thing with a friend.

One night we were on the Campus getting ready for a Improv show and I just turned to him and said...

"I like your brother"

As soon as I said it my friend called my name and l left before he could notice or even say anything.

funny part...

He didnt have any siblings.. so he knew it was a lie

I told one of my exes that I was schizophrenic.
It was a lie, of course.

I win - i'm horrible :D LOL

I broke up with a guy cause he had a receding hairline BAD! We were in high school I knew it was not a good thing to have that young. But it was like really bad I could not kiss him without thinking about it. Another guy cause he just sucked at kissing.

Well I dumped one of my exes because he had a crooked penis! Well I told him dick! And i did it over the phone too..... bad me!

bad, bad girl...:rofl

1) on guy had a stain on his two front teeth. I don't know what it is with me and smiles but I cannot date/kiss someone who had crooked teeth or stained teeth.. I just cant do it! So I broke up with him a week after we started dating

2) another guy was just TOO perfect. I was a freshmen in college and he was senior in college. He was a biomedical sciences major, had a 4.0 accumulative GPA, was the quarterback for his HS football team, lifted weights every day (man was he built!), he was amazing in bed, dark brown hair w/ bright blue eyes, great smile, parents are loaded, drove a tacoma, and the list goes on and on and ON. He was just too perfect!! It bugged the hell outta me!

One of the first times we hung out after we "officially" started dating he asked me if I wanted to go study with him. I was thinking "yeah, haha, study, right sure." ... I thought we were going to his house to have a little fun :no We went to the library and studied! I fell asleep on the table in the basement....:sigh

So I told him I was too busy for a relationship and I liked us better as friends. :heehee

he was a bad kisser. i didn't want to take the time to teach him it wasn't worth it

LOL i broke up with a guy for that reason too, although i didn't tell him that, hahaha

The only good one was us talking if we should still date or move on, and I said we should end it because my carpal tunnel was acting up.... ( I dunno why I even said that..I guess my wrist hurt at the time)

I actually have had the worst excuses for people breaking up with ME!

a guy told me he "didnt have girlfriends in summer" to which i replied..Well call me next winter?! hhaha I see him all the time and can't help but laugh at how pathetic he was..


My ex boyfriend left me at TARGET (thank God its my fav. store!) --he was sleeping with his boss..

uhmm i was dating this guy online.... and i was about to meet him.. and he told me he lied about his picture he showed me... so i dumped him.. and we liked talked on the phone all night long and everything.. and the pic he had was this hot guy and then he wasnt that hot, but that wasnt the point, was that he lied.. then he got so mad at me calling me ugly and names and whatever.. still lies to this day to girls about his pix.. what a loser

he weirded me out lol...oops:P

I have done some pretty bad things when breaking up with people lol... The first military guy I ever dated was when I was in highschool. He was in the navy living in WA I was in cali. I wrote him a dear john letter. (come to find out he was cheeting on me lol).

My first boyfriend ever had gotten mono over christmas break. We were in highschool. I was gone to my dads all break and the day I got home he caught me and my mom at the grocery store. I was sitting in the car and he kept leaning in the passanger window trying to kiss me. (EWWW) I kept pushing my dog up acting like it was getting in the way. Went home and called him and broke up with him. (we were engaged)

it wasnt me that did the crappy thing..it was my ex bf right before DF..which is actually DF's best friend :giggle..but he decided to break up with my my ignoring me for 2 months and just letting me figure it out we're friends now n civil esp. cuz he's frineds with DF but yea it was crap

When I was younger I dated a lot of guys. And really my main reason for breaking up was that I got bored quickly. Yeah, I was mean.

Other reasons:
Wayyy too small.. down there.
One was too emotional. I felt like I was the man, it was weird.
One was way too affectionate.

Because he was too much of a prude, lmao!

I broke up with a guy cause he started getting really clingy and well for lack of a better term kinda girl like and I just so did not need that. I know I came up with a totally lame excuse for why I wanted it to be over... no clue what it was tho.

i've never actually dumped someone. but when dh and i were sophomore's he dumped me. (the came crawling back :lol) because we "didn't listen to the same music" and we "didn't have the same friends" he was just looking for a way out cause none of his friends had girlfriends. but, like i said, he came crawling back.