For DB's homecoming, I had this funny idea in my head to dress like a pirate and when the ship pulls in, be holding a sign saying, "Welcome home *insert name*, now come get some of this booty" :giggle
Ok, yes, DB would be completely embarrassed and no, I am not going to go through with it, but it just gave me a laugh. I did buy a fake pirate's hook at the dollar store though. I am going to be all cute in my dress on the pier and then pull out the hook at the last minute just to tease him.
Aaarrggghh....
Random pirate jokes....
Q: "What does a pirate do on the weekend?"
A: "Yaaaaaaarrrrrrrrddd work"
My favorite:
Q: "What did the pirate do last night?"
A: "Your mothaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr"
:hehe

:lmao omg I would totally crack up if I saw someone do that!!! That would be hilarious!!

lol you could take a pic dressed as a pirate and say hurry home and get some of this booty:P it might be fun:)

nothing compaired to brentscrystal's work but i got inspired by this :P
did i mention i was bored?:giggle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/ulookheavenly/booty.jpg

nothing compaired to brentscrystal's work but i got inspired by this :P
did i mention i was bored?:giggle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/ulookheavenly/booty.jpg

:lmao :giggle :rofl You just made my night!!! That is too funny/cute!!!