Jennygirl
04-10-2008, 05:53 PM
Marrying A Pittsburgh Girl
Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties. The first man
had married a woman from Baltimore and bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes
and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Cleveland. He
bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was
to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On
that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house
was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge
dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Pittsburgh. He told
her that her duties were to keep the house clean,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot
meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything, but by the third day most of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat,
load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper
Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties. The first man
had married a woman from Baltimore and bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes
and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Cleveland. He
bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was
to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On
that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house
was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge
dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Pittsburgh. He told
her that her duties were to keep the house clean,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot
meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything, but by the third day most of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat,
load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper