yes i said it!
penis
penis
penis
penis
penis
penis


:D

if i could get some penis i would be a very happy woman
(not just any penis though... it has to be df's)


ok so enough about that...

what do you call it?
it=penis

:giggle

:giggle

penis makes you laugh huh?

Dick. and yea I would love some from DH right about now

it makes me giggle, or blush :blush haha

I call it penis. Or dick!!!

:lmao

Cock is such a porn star word! Just like panties! Those words make me blush.

Oh, darn, I thought we were playing the penis game where we scream the word really loudly in a public place. :giggle

DB seems to prefer the term "cock" which makes me giggle... but don't tell him that. :D

Oh, darn, I thought we were playing the penis game where we scream the word really loudly in a public place. :giggle

DB seems to prefer the term "cock" which makes me giggle... but don't tell him that. :D

oh my we sooo played that game in highschool!
the teachers would get sooo mad :D

oh ya, a lot of guys in high school played that! i def dont miss those days. :lol

DB loves the word cock..it makes me blush. i dont know that i call it anything i usually just refer to it as 'it' or buddy unless its the heat of the moment then the word cock does get used..heheh oops tmi

i could really use some of 'it':insanity

We talk like porn stars, I say cock. :lol

It's lil Joe... :teehee

If I'm talking to dh I call it "squish" or "jr" if I am talking about a penis in general I say weener lol

dh calls his Kahn. :lmao i call it good old fashion dick. and i could ALWAYS use some!

It's lil Joe... :teehee

LOL....why not big joe? :fib <<<looky an SPERM whale!

LOL....why not big joe? :fib

Cuz Df's my big Joe.

Haha wanna hear a joke? My mum told it to me.

What's a 70's dick?
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A dick with sideburns :lmao

Cuz Df's my big Joe.

o i c

Haha wanna hear a joke? My mum told it to me.

What's a 70's dick?
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A dick with sideburns :lmao

:lmao :teehee That's kinda icky if ya really think about it...

PENIS

dick or penis... lol cock makes me laugh...

:lmao :teehee That's kinda icky if ya really think about it...

:lmao yeah but it cracks me up

:lmao yeah but it cracks me up

I think id scream if I saw one with sideburns...

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/SFerreira/Naughty%20Smilies/955_bibiche1.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/SFerreira/Naughty%20Smilies/144.gif

I use different ones not just one name I just say whatever comes to mind at the moment. :teehee

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/SFerreira/Naughty%20Smilies/955_bibiche1.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/SFerreira/Naughty%20Smilies/144.gif

I use different ones not just one name I just say whatever comes to mind at the moment. :teehee

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I just choked on a pretzel!

I call it Penis but a friend of mine calls his a Pokey Man...LOL

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/SFerreira/Naughty%20Smilies/955_bibiche1.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/SFerreira/Naughty%20Smilies/144.gif

I use different ones not just one name I just say whatever comes to mind at the moment. :teehee

that is a huge johnson!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/SFerreira/Naughty%20Smilies/955_bibiche1.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/SFerreira/Naughty%20Smilies/144.gif

I use different ones not just one name I just say whatever comes to mind at the moment. :teehee

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?! A Penisouras?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?! A Penisouras?

:spitdrink :lmao

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?! A Penisouras?

Lol the Penisaurus from the Cretaceous period. I'd rather be chased by a Raptor I think.

I call it Penis but a friend of mine calls his a Pokey Man...LOL


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/Six_shooter_Sick/pedpikachu.jpg

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?! A Penisouras?

hahaha! i seriously just laughed out loud..

Lol the Penisaurus from the Cretaceous period. I'd rather be chased by a Raptor I think.

I think the raptor with have better eyesight so you can't get away so I'll take my chances running away from the Penisaurus haha.

OMG :wow :giggle

:lmao this whole thread just gave me the laugh I needed today :rofl

ETA

I could really use some :sex right now too!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/Six_shooter_Sick/pedpikachu.jpg

:rofl :lmao

:teehee

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/lilmisschicky/snow_penis.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/lilmisschicky/funny_large_bed.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/lilmisschicky/pyzamscam.jpg

Every word makes me giggle. I am a dork like that. I usually call it a penis, although cock, dick, peter, and wiener are commonly used as well. :lol

[QUOTE==Mrs.AiNokeA=;2380634]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/lilmisschicky/snow_penis.jpg

[QUOTE]

this was the pic i was about to post :teehee

[QUOTE==Mrs.AiNokeA=;2380634]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/lilmisschicky/snow_penis.jpg

[QUOTE]

this was the pic i was about to post :teehee

:lol

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?! A Penisouras?

:hystericlaugh
Oh man that brightened my day

i call it "your junk" most of the time... or a cock, i dunno!

YOU ARE ALL SICK TWISTED FREAKS!


And I love every last one of you!

My brother calls his Russel.... The Love Mussle

:rofl

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/lilmisschicky/Funnies/penis_chairs.jpg

Gotta add the picture of my sister and I with the big Penis in Europe! :lmao Sorry it's a picture of a picture so it's not that sharp.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/lilmisschicky/Funnies/DSC08157.jpg

:rofl Mrs.AiNokeA

Oh holy crap!! It's veiny!!!!!!

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm176/lizim1981/whale-penis.jpg

Now that guy is HUNG!

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm176/lizim1981/whale-penis.jpg

Now that guy is HUNG!

:spitdrink

Is that FISHPENIS? Or is that WHALEPENIS?

:rofl

Oh my poor eyes!!!!

Is that FISHPENIS? Or is that WHALEPENIS?

:rofl

Whale.

That's right!

I'm the sick fuck who posted a whale penis.

BRING IT ON BITCHES!!!!!!!!

I call it dick or penis... either way I cant wait to get some from DF
6 long months and still counting....

PENIS PENIS PENIS.... DICK!!!
I dont think anything or word makes me blush

i wanna add this

B========================D

&
what do you call more than one in a group? penii?????

I call it dick or penis... either way I cant wait to get some from DF
6 long months and still counting....

PENIS PENIS PENIS.... DICK!!!
I dont think anything or word makes me blush

That made me think of BettleJuice. If you say it 3 tiems will it CUM?

That made me think of BettleJuice. If you say it 3 tiems will it CUM?

:spitdrink

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/DnA116/whale-penis.jpg

OMG SHAMU! :rofl Think that dudes gettin a close enough look? :lmao

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm176/lizim1981/cafe-penis.jpg

I completely agree that cock is a porn word. I love the word dick!!!!!!

That made me think of BettleJuice. If you say it 3 tiems will it CUM?

Ahahahahaa:rofl:rofl

I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Well now you know what Shamu's trainers think when they ride him.

all this penis talk reminds me of when I went to my friends house the other day. I hadn't been over there in awhile and she has this dog.. its a pug and cotton mix and it kept wanting attention so I picked it up and then its little doggy penis came out! She started cracking up and said " Wow he really likes you and missed you alot!" :teehee

i wanna add this

B========================D

&
what do you call more than one in a group? penii?????

penises or penes. either is acceptable.

Why do I know that?

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/DnA116/whale-penis.jpg

OMG SHAMU! :rofl Think that dudes gettin a close enough look? :lmao

looking at this pic again i realized that A. he has no gloves on.. and 2. he is holding a bag... is he trying to get a sample of something?:oogle LOL

Shamu seems to be enjoying it

looking at this pic again i realized that A. he has no gloves on.. and 2. he is holding a bag... is he trying to get a sample of something?:oogle LOL

"What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a whale orgasm technician."

http://www.boingboing.net/images/_sports_ooopstexas.jpg
http://www.seancoon.org/wp-content/postimages/whale-penis.jpg
http://www.internettime.com/images/penispatch.jpg

OMG! :rofl You guys freaking crack me up.

I still feel so ackward when I talk about dicks and stuff, but then it's like, oh yah... i'm married now. :P I can talk like a dirty sailor. LOL:hehe

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n264/slo_28/Random/a_penis_man.jpg

looking at this pic again i realized that A. he has no gloves on.. and 2. he is holding a bag... is he trying to get a sample of something?:oogle LOL

The question is...how is he going to get that sample to come out? ewwww

we both call it DICK

oHh wow...whale penis overload:rofl

Did you know a camel has 2 (well one but it's split like a snakes tounge), so if one misses the other is bound to hit. Do you think the one the misses would get jealous?

The question is...how is he going to get that sample to come out? ewwww

:rofl exactly!

Did you know a camel has 2 (well one but it's split like a snakes tounge), so if one misses the other is bound to hit. Do you think the one the misses would get jealous?

Someone must now post CAMELPENIS. :lol

I have to see this!

Did you know a camel has 2 (well one but it's split like a snakes tounge), so if one misses the other is bound to hit. Do you think the one the misses would get jealous?

ewww I wonder what that looks like lol

Someone must now post CAMELPENIS. :lol

I have to see this!

i googled it but couldn't find any...
mb someone will find a pic!!

The question is...how is he going to get that sample to come out? ewwww

Lots of lube, and one GIGANTIC vagina.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e98/brokenspades87/22e1e180.jpg

A google search for "camel penis"
turns up a lot of "camel spiders" and I'm sure some of your SO's have already horrified you with their descriptions of those, so I won't bother posting:lol

The closest I got was that Dick Cheney thinks that camel tastes like chicken.

i googled it but couldn't find any...
mb someone will find a pic!!

lol same here I'm really curious now though lol

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e98/brokenspades87/22e1e180.jpg

That's just wrong.

What did they do to that poor animal?

Put a rubber band on it's nose and give it goiter?

And apparently there is a British hotel called Cock and Camel.

cock in the heat of the moment. if not....its usually "junk"

I keep finding a buncha pics of camels doin it though :lmao horny animals..

I feel like sucha perv.. I'm just really bored.. LOL

I keep finding a buncha pics of camels doin it though :lmao horny animals..

I feel like sucha perv.. I'm just really bored.. LOL

I am finding the same thing...why is it so hard to find a camel penis? No pun intended :teehee

:rofl

Slightly random, but does anyone else have pictures of them while they are at the zoo where the animals in the background are going at it? I swear that everytime my parents took us, the turtles were horny as hell. :P :rofl

http://216.110.185.88/bars/private/x-tiny-penis.jpg

:lmao POKE ME! Oh wait you can't!!!!!

http://216.110.185.88/bars/private/x-tiny-penis.jpg

:lmao POKE ME! Oh wait you can't!!!!!

Sucks to be him. :rofl

OMG that wouldn't even hit my g spot

I am finding the same thing...why is it so hard to find a camel penis? No pun intended :teehee

lol i have no idea but i can always find anything on the internet! why cant i freakin find a camels penis.. not that i want to see it but like i said i can usually dont ANYTHING on the internet wut the heck :vent :rofl

And OMG SIMMY lmao thats crazy! I had found a similar pic but i wasnt sure if I could post it lol

OMG that wouldn't even hit my g spot

Tht wouldn't even get inside...his belly sticks out just as far, I'd have to bend him over and slap a corset on him, then straddle and hope I could somehow suction it in. :rofl

WANKER. How could I forget wanker?

Oh, and a male camel toe...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Trina/graphics/541px-Testicles_male_cameltoe.jpg

Lmao!

This is an ad we have back home for the RTA. The road & traffic authorities. It was a campaign against speeders.

http://allcarsreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/47274.jpg

okay I give up on camel penis!!! Can't find it anywhere!

okay I give up on camel penis!!! Can't find it anywhere!

:rofl I'm so stubborn! I think I will give up soon though I don't get why it's so hard to find a pic? LOL

I guess because everytime it shows they jump on the back of another camel!

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/DnA116/thumb_Animal20Sex20Camel.jpg

wow...I really miss penis but thank goodeness for you girls....a rough day just turned hilarious! Thank you xoxox!

Even better... ELVIS with a camel toe... :lmao
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Trina/graphics/elvis.gif

Yeah, I couldn't find a real one either. But I figured that a male camel toe would keep you occupied until someone can. :lol

I am finding the same thing...why is it so hard to find a camel penis? No pun intended :teehee

You are my new quote!

You are my new quote!

:lmao :rofl :lmao

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm176/lizim1981/1small.jpg

Isn't a camel's penis called a dude?

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/penis-festival.html

There is just so much wrong with this.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/DnA116/1120885273668.jpg

Penis Man? lol this actually came up when i was lookin up the camel penises lol

Isn't a camel's penis called a dude?

i believe so ya

Here we go!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1281/1032593169_1f8c65ddef.jpg?v=0

:lmao

Isn't a camel's penis called a dude?

I don't know, but next time I want to call someone dude I think I'll call him Camel Penis instead.

Here we go!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1281/1032593169_1f8c65ddef.jpg?v=0

:lmao

I told you so!

i'm loving this thread. :lol
i call it penis or what i call DF's, Pablo :giggle

hahaha lol

damn you chicks are dirty :thumbsup

hahaha!! PENIS!! I would prefer to call it penis as opposed to some of the deroggatory names I have heard it called...I can not for the life of me say "cock" out loud...typing it was hard enough....(no pun intended ;))

I call it Mr. Hershey

I call it cock.Sometimes i will say dick.But not that often

Oh, darn, I thought we were playing the penis game where we scream the word really loudly in a public place. :giggle

DB seems to prefer the term "cock" which makes me giggle... but don't tell him that. :D lol I want to play that game in wal mart

oh man my DB also perfers the term cock
and I am just like to embarresed to say it
or start laughing xD :hehe

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm176/lizim1981/penis-pig-1.jpg

Penis pig, penis, pig. Does whatever a penis pig does.

ILOVE PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe!! and I want my DB penis NOW!

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm176/lizim1981/penis-pig-1.jpg

Penis pig, penis, pig. Does whatever a penis pig does.

That is freakin' hysterical! I wonder if it oinks when it orgasms...

Did you know a camel has 2 (well one but it's split like a snakes tounge), so if one misses the other is bound to hit. Do you think the one the misses would get jealous?

Snakes have two penis' too! or would that be peni? Whatever.

And ferrets are the only animals that actually have a bone in their dicks.

And I call it a dick. I miss my dick.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/DnA116/0WHALE.jpg

i usually call it cock when im with db otherwise its weener

My brother calls his Russel.... The Love Mussle

:rofl:hystericlaugh