settles
05-12-2008, 12:07 AM
all these penis talk reminded me about a joke df told me a few years ago :D
(i hope i tell it right.. its been awhile)
a dad is in the kitchen smoking a cigar and his son walks in
the son asks his dad "can i smoke some of that cigar?"
the dad says "can your dick touch your asshole?" the son
replies "no" and walks out of the room.
the next day the father is drinking some whiskey the sone walks
in and says "can i have some of that whiskey?" the father says
"can your dick touch your asshole?" the son replies "no" and walks out of the room.
the next day the son is sitting in the kitchen eating cookies, the
dad walks in and says "can i have one of those cookies" the son says
"can your dick touch your asshole?" the father replies with "it sure can"
the son then says "well, go fuck yourself! mom made these cookies for me!"
:lmao
(i hope i tell it right.. its been awhile)
a dad is in the kitchen smoking a cigar and his son walks in
the son asks his dad "can i smoke some of that cigar?"
the dad says "can your dick touch your asshole?" the son
replies "no" and walks out of the room.
the next day the father is drinking some whiskey the sone walks
in and says "can i have some of that whiskey?" the father says
"can your dick touch your asshole?" the son replies "no" and walks out of the room.
the next day the son is sitting in the kitchen eating cookies, the
dad walks in and says "can i have one of those cookies" the son says
"can your dick touch your asshole?" the father replies with "it sure can"
the son then says "well, go fuck yourself! mom made these cookies for me!"
:lmao