so share some of your favorite or most current ex boyfriend stories. i will post mine periodically throughout the thread. there are just too many to sit down and write them all. i sure know how to pick em. :no

i dated a cop for a few months before i started dating current DB. this was in like October 2006. Well I got a call on super bowl sunday of THIS year. 3am. i let it go to voice mail. i woke up and he was completely shit faced and proceeded to say "i love your boobs... i want to lick them " then proceeded to make kissing noises for like a full 2 minutes. haha. it made me laugh so hard. what an idiot. we had been set up by a friend of mine who married a cop. the guy i was dating, scott, told our friends that i called him all the time and he wasn't that into me, when in fact it was reverse!!! i totally saved that message and played it for him and my friend's husband made fun of him at work for like 3 weeks.

:lol Holy cow. All I can say is that my ex is going to burn in hell for the things he did to me, among others.

:lol Holy cow. All I can say is that my ex is going to burn in hell for the things he did to me, among others.

:ohsnap
tell em girl!

:lol He's not a good person. It just took me three years to realize it.

:lol He's not a good person. It just took me three years to realize it.

i know how that goes....
i had an ex, that i dated on and off for 5 years but kept going back to because i was :crazy

he kept cheating on me. but he was so manipulative that he made me think it was MY fault!! can you believe that!? :no

anyways, my favorite story about him... we were "on again" and it was my first year away at college (which was only 45 minutes away from my home town MAX). well it was valentines day and his excuse was always that he was broke and didn't have enough $ for gas (when in reality it was just spending all of his time with another girl!). so i finally get him to come out for valentines day. he take me to...... get this.... Del Taco!!! I ordered a quesadilla and a soda, he says "can you just get a water?"

sigh.

don't even feel sorry for him anyone. he was NOT broke. he somehow had the money to get a brand new F150, get it lifted and tinted and all that shit, but i couldn't get a freaking soda. COME ON!!!!

can you believe i stayed with him on and off for another year after that!? :arg

man i'm an idiot. maybe even more of an idiot that they are! :rofl

:lmao Oh I understand! Believe me, after all the shit I went through, I know it is possible. I am so glad that my crazy ass ex is no longer in my life at alllllll and I have dh. He is so wonderful. I am glad for you too girl! :yes You've got a man who deserves you now.

:lmao Oh I understand! Believe me, after all the shit I went through, I know it is possible. I am so glad that my crazy ass ex is no longer in my life at alllllll and I have dh. He is so wonderful. I am glad for you too girl! :yes You've got a man who deserves you now.

i'm so happy for you that you're happy and have a wonderful family.
with regards to DB... i am the lucky one. he really does treat me like a princess. it really opened my eyes to how i'm supposed to be treated!

I probably have the best ex-boyfriend ever, LOL! He really is a great guy, we were just too young and not meant to be. We were together for 3 years and he treated me like gold. He is in the Army now, and has a son with some piece of crap that he was married to and she cheated on him while he was in Iraq- just started dating another guy while she was still married. The day he got back she told him she wanted a divorce. Sad, he totally deserves better~ Anybody looking for a great Army guy in Hawaii?! LMAO!

I probably have the best ex-boyfriend ever, LOL! He really is a great guy, we were just too young and not meant to be. We were together for 3 years and he treated me like gold. He is in the Army now, and has a son with some piece of crap that he was married to and she cheated on him while he was in Iraq- just started dating another guy while she was still married. The day he got back she told him she wanted a divorce. Sad, he totally deserves better~ Anybody looking for a great Army guy in Hawaii?! LMAO!

lol. i know ONE person in hawaii, she might be single. i'll pass the word :P

My most recent ex (we broke up three months ago) has just turned out to be a real jerk. Looking back now that I'm out of the relationship, he didn't treat me good at all.
He wanted to get married (even picked a date) and talked about it alot, but he never proposed. The only time I saw him the whole time we dated was when we both flew to his brother's house and spent Christmas there. He usually called me in the middle of the night, often drunk. I made excuses for him since there's a 3 hour time difference and even got to the point that I would wake up at 1am every night, even if he didn't call. Twice he went a week without calling or answering my calls because he "felt like being away". On Valentine's Day, I got a text. That's it, not even a phone call!
When we broke up, he promised to keep in touch and asked me to still be there for him. I've only heard from him a handful of times since then. Two weeks later, I find out he's talking to another girl from back home. He told her that I was overbearing, crazy, it was my idea to get married and I was pushing him into it, and he wanted out of the relationship but I wouldn't let him.
I think at the heart of things, he's a good person. But he has his life pretty messed up right now and his priorities are all over the place. I've come to realize it's a blessing that he wanted that break because it made me realize what was going on.

My most recent ex (we broke up three months ago) has just turned out to be a real jerk. Looking back now that I'm out of the relationship, he didn't treat me good at all.
He wanted to get married (even picked a date) and talked about it alot, but he never proposed. The only time I saw him the whole time we dated was when we both flew to his brother's house and spent Christmas there. He usually called me in the middle of the night, often drunk. I made excuses for him since there's a 3 hour time difference and even got to the point that I would wake up at 1am every night, even if he didn't call. Twice he went a week without calling or answering my calls because he "felt like being away". On Valentine's Day, I got a text. That's it, not even a phone call!
When we broke up, he promised to keep in touch and asked me to still be there for him. I've only heard from him a handful of times since then. Two weeks later, I find out he's talking to another girl from back home. He told her that I was overbearing, crazy, it was my idea to get married and I was pushing him into it, and he wanted out of the relationship but I wouldn't let him.
I think at the heart of things, he's a good person. But he has his life pretty messed up right now and his priorities are all over the place. I've come to realize it's a blessing that he wanted that break because it made me realize what was going on.

:hug
you deserve someone who treats you like a queen!!! good luck hunny!

you deserve someone who treats you like a queen!!! good luck hunny!
Aww, Thanks!!

i had a boyfriend in high school, who broke up with me like this: he called my house, and told my MOM to tell me he was breaking up.

WTF? luckily i wasn't really into him, he was hot but a total himbo.

i had a boyfriend in high school, who broke up with me like this: he called my house, and told my MOM to tell me he was breaking up.

WTF? luckily i wasn't really into him, he was hot but a total himbo.

himbo!! :rofl
awesome. i'm going to steal that word. lol. (i hope you don't mind)
that's a pretty shitty way to break up with someone. reminds me of that sex and the city episode when burger breaks up with carrie on a post-it. :lol

oh man.. I have a couple good stories....

There was one guy I dated, and he had a blog... he used 'code names' for people though... the first codename he picked for me was something horrible like veronica or something and I asked him to change it. So he used his DEAD SISTERS name as MY code name. Creepy. (its really creepy when you add the fact that he saw her die - killed in a parking lot by a driver - and that he still hasnt gotten over it -refuses help, poor guy - so he still thinks about her a lot and what not.... )

THEN, I eventually broke up with him.... and he continued to whine and moan about me for MONTHS afterwards in his blog... using his dead sisters name of course. We had only been dating for a few months... and it was long distance ish.... but he acted like I just divorced him after a long marriage or something...


and another guy I dated:
He said 'I love you' after only a WEEK of dating... and got annoyed when I refused to say it back.. guilt trip me sometimes... He ALWAYS tried to have sex with me... even with his bedroom door open and his parents a few feet down the hall.... he once came online after a week of not talking and I told him i didnt feel good. he asked if i was PREGNANT and said 'oh good' and logged off when I said no. lots of sympathy :rolleyes
ooh, and my FAVORITE story about him! He didn't talk to me often... which obviously pissed me off (claimed he was really busy with work and school... ) and after a week of not talking, he called me and asked if i wanted to go out to eat... so we did. when he picked me up, he said he didn't have much time because he was going out with his FRIENDS. after not seeing me for a week. I told him i wouldnt be available that weekend because I was going to my great grandma's funeral... half an hour later he said something about the weekend.. I was like MY GREAT GRANDMA IS DEAD (he didn't really remember important things about me.... )

needless to say, I wasn't happy with him so i dumped him. I did it online.. and worded it in such a brilliant way that HE thought it was HIS idea. horrible, i know. but he was a bitch.

ooh... and I was invited to his family's xmas.... and got MORE presents than him.. from people who didnt even KNOW me. and more almost means how much they COST. they were just SO happy he even had a girlfriend....