Do you fart in front of your SO? :lol

:giggle ALL the time. We almost make it a contest :hehe it's gross I know but we totally don't do it in front of anyone else..

I didn't when we first got married... honeymoon was over and all bets were off. :giggle

:giggle ALL the time. We almost make it a contest :hehe it's gross I know but we totally don't do it in front of anyone else..
:lol me and DH are the same, except we totally DO do it infront of everyone and anyone else :hystericlaugh

I'm a man at heart I swear.

Yup. We've been together too long for me to even worry about that kind of stuff now lol

Yup, he farts in front of me too. We let each other know everything thats going on with ourself.

well I don't want to get a pain in my tummy, so I let it out

Yep. I poop with the door wide open, too. No shame.

After he held my hand through the whole colonoscopy process (the flush, the aftermath, etc...)...... I'm not shy at all.

:dunno

:giggle I always apoligize first. Like "baby I'm sorry" he's like "for what" and then I do it :rofl he then gives me this look that says..."eww baby, but ahh dang it I luv ya" :-)

Nope. I must be uptight, but I really only fart in the bathroom, unless I have an ill stomach!

He farts so much in front of me and then gets mad when i dont fart so i have to fart in front of him lol..

uuugh!! DH loves to fart in front of me!! I'd rather that remain separate... I personally LIKE that boundary :giggle

but because he gave in.. I have too :P

yup. he deserves it:giggle

yep...we're gross..we make it a game...:lmao

ha yes, all the time! lol.

Heck , I will fart on him...LOL

nope never i dont do it in front of anyone though...

I usually don't. I close the door when I poop too. He does fart in front of me all the time though!

well, i feel weird because my hubby and i play the game of "does this smell bad??" haha.

Well he's attached to my hip so I have no choice! LOL

:wootWe have an open relationship. I believe in sharing everything! :D

Hahaha goodness yes. I've never been able to in front of anyone except my younger sister... to gross her out. :lol I'm so comfortable around him (especially if I can release the farts... haha). It's funny. Cause we talk about farting, pooping, and other not-so-public subjects.

I sure do, and he loves to hold me down and fart on me. We are such kids when it comes to that. :giggle

:giggle I always apoligize first. Like "baby I'm sorry" he's like "for what" and then I do it :rofl he then gives me this look that says..."eww baby, but ahh dang it I luv ya" :-)

Haha I do that sometimes too. And sometimes I make faces when I do it or before and he says it looks like I'm about to poop or something and that makes me laugh. Or giggle afterwards and say in a little kid voice "I fawted". haha

:yes But never when I am right beside him, just in case it stinks. :lmao

i've never farted around him, it has just never happened. i wouldnt be embarrassed of it though. but we were both up on the toilet one night we ordered pizza and within a few hours we were sick.....they probably did something to it

I fart around him all the time, mine are louder then his are lol

Yep we both do. I try not to do the loud obnoxious ones, but if it happens then it happens. He really could care less.. so he pretty much does whatever whenever.. lol

Yes...but I am not very good at farting out loud....he he...

I didn't when we first got married... honeymoon was over and all bets were off. :giggle

:rofl That is soooooooo me! :giggle

As far as he's concerned, I haven't farted or pooped in the 3 years he's known me.

Although he does claim that I snore and fart when I sleep. :rofl

I usually don't. I close the door when I poop too. He does fart in front of me all the time though!

:agree

DB likes to give me the Dutch Oven :puke

Yup, I always tell him "it doesn't smell" and he says "damn, it doesn't smell good!" The best is when you are on a long trip and you fart in the car. :giggle

I try not too, but whenever I've been pregnant, it's not something that can really be controlled, lol.

Helllllllllll no! DH has never heard me ...do that.. and he never will! And really, he has no idea that I do anything other than pee. Infact, I like to believe that he thinks I only pee lol.

I'm a prude .. prude prude prude. I will burp like hell infront of him though.

not yet LOL :giggle.

Hell yes.

Rippers, Zippers, and Cripplers baby. They make him laugh. They make ME laugh.

:giggle I always apoligize first. Like "baby I'm sorry" he's like "for what" and then I do it :rofl

:rofl ME TOO!

I CAN'T do it in front of him.. I just can't bring myself to do it :lol He's watched my give birth and everything.. but I can't do it. But I also have never been able to do it in front of anyone.. even my parents. I can't even poop if someone is near the bathroom :lol

As far as he's concerned, I haven't farted or pooped in the 3 years he's known me.

Although he does claim that I snore and fart when I sleep. :rofl


get this one... I'm so uptight that if I fart in ym sleep it wakes me up and then I look sot see if he was awake to hear it. He has yet to be awake for it :lol

I don't think he'd be my SO if I wasn't able to fart in front of him...

get this one... I'm so uptight that if I fart in ym sleep it wakes me up and then I look sot see if he was awake to hear it. He has yet to be awake for it :lol

OMG.....I didn't wake up for it. He just told me that I did!!

:arg.............I really hope he's lying.....if not, then he's found me out. Omg, that is so embarresing :lol

Sure do! :yes

I don't fart in front of him... he does, but I use the bathroom with the door wide open, as for he has to have it shut... :giggle

Other- I do it and blame it on him:D

He has... because he was lying in my lap in my car with the windows rolled down and his feet hanging out and I was tickling him. He laughed a bit hard and oops. He denies it to this day...

I don't do anything around him... no poo, no pee, nothing. He'll do those around me... kid's not shy, thats for sure.

We've been together for over 21 years. I'm sure in the beginning I probably tried not too (can't really remember) but no way in hell can that phase last forever!

He thinks it is funny when I do, so of course I do.
Before he deployed, he would get out of bed every morning and let out his "morning fart". If I had fallen back asleep since his alarm went off, his fart would always wake me mad. It would annoy me to no end, but now that he's gone, I almost wish I could hear those morning farts.



That's so gross, now that I typed it out!

I ttook me many years, but yeah, I toot in his presence.

Shiiiiit, he was never too self-conscious to let one fly around me!!!

i wish i could get him to stop farting in front of me lol

you know.. i never remember us farting when we were dating....

oh how things change LOL

noooo i dont even like DB to know i poop...it took me 22 years just to be able to fart in front on my siblings and my mother, im pretty sure it wont ever happen in frnt of DB until we are too old to be able to control it anymore, and then ill blame it on him :giggle

nope