View Full Version : Horrible movies you've actually watched!


Aunt Sponge
05-23-2008, 11:38 PM
Because sometimes we just can't help ourself - we must fry our brains and then question why.

Right now I'm watching "The Crow - City of Angels" which might possibly be the worst movie I've ever sat through.

froglove
05-23-2008, 11:39 PM
Hostel! I hated that movie!!!

Steph*
05-23-2008, 11:41 PM
hands down, Cloverfield

Aunt Sponge
05-23-2008, 11:42 PM
LOL - I agree with that!

We watched 1/2 of that and it was just too stupid to get through - and *as a joke* my hubby told his friend "you've gotta see it! It's a great movie" - and the guy actually liked it. LOL
Everyone's guilty of having bad taste.

Smurfette
05-23-2008, 11:45 PM
OMG! the list is soo long...i've seen so many bad movies lol....

Saigon
05-23-2008, 11:47 PM
oh no...you do not know horrible movie...until you sit through:


Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
"The Power of Christ Impales You"

brandewijn
05-23-2008, 11:58 PM
Just about anything with Adam Sandler and Will Ferrel.

Elektra, Spaceballs, most films made in the 80's.

Melsie88
05-23-2008, 11:59 PM
Vantage point. It wasn't that great of a movie but I just had to go see it.

Lizim1981
05-24-2008, 12:02 AM
Silent Night, Deadly Night.

It's about a psycho killer dressed up as Santa. Yeah.

Cassaundra
05-24-2008, 12:03 AM
Just about anything with Adam Sandler and Will Ferrel.

Elektra, Spaceballs, most films made in the 80's.

OH come on! not spaceballs! I love mel brooks movies...and will ferrell. oh well! I had to watch 30 Days of Night (crap) and then on a recommendation from DH, Walk Hard (actual shyte). Those are the two worse movies ever made!

Green~Mammy
05-24-2008, 12:05 AM
Just about anything with Adam Sandler and Will Ferrel.

Elektra, Spaceballs, most films made in the 80's.

Spaceballs is a GREAT movie!!!! I love 80's movies thuogh LOL

I have seen so MANY bad movies though!

Navgirl
05-24-2008, 12:05 AM
Superbad was just that, super bad.

Cassaundra
05-24-2008, 12:06 AM
Superbad was just that, super bad.

but all the best food is shaped like a penis.....:teehee

Navgirl
05-24-2008, 12:07 AM
I would also say History of the World Part 1 would be bad but I love it!

andreacc
05-24-2008, 12:08 AM
Heartbreak Kid (i think thats the name)

brandewijn
05-24-2008, 12:08 AM
Spaceballs is a GREAT movie!!!! I love 80's movies thuogh LOL

You would get along with my husband. lol He adores Spaceballs and 80's movies...he watched and enjoyed Death Becomes Her the other night. I believe I lost brain cells. lol

Jordan
05-24-2008, 12:12 AM
I know most people are totally going to disagree with me here, but here goes...
I thought Knocked Up and 40 Year Old Virgin were a total waste of time!! That is 4 hours of my life I will never get back. Oh, I also hated Waiting, too! I didn't eat out for months!

Saigon
05-24-2008, 12:14 AM
I love Spaceballs!! Let the Schwartz be with you!!!

Jennie
05-24-2008, 12:14 AM
Superbad was just that, super bad.

I have to agree.

Dumb and Dumber
Ace Ventura (I can't believe they're coming out with another!!)

My list is longer, but I can't think anymore.

Gillian_Angela
05-24-2008, 12:16 AM
I thought 40 year old virgin was a waste of time too!!

And I also thought Cheaper by the Dozen was pretty bad. Along with Brittany Spears, Crossroads and Lindsay Lohan's, Herbie

Saigon
05-24-2008, 12:19 AM
I thought 40 year old virgin was a waste of time too!!

And I also thought Cheaper by the Dozen was pretty bad. Along with Brittany Spears, Crossroads and Lindsay Lohan's, Herbie

I loved the book "Cheaper By The Dozen" so when I heard they were making a movie I was really excited. and SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO disappointed and disgusted by the results

sandykay
05-24-2008, 12:21 AM
I didn't like Jarhead

Gillian_Angela
05-24-2008, 12:22 AM
I didn't like Jarhead

Yeah, DB and I saw that and we both thought it was kind of stupid.

Valkyrie
05-24-2008, 01:05 AM
I just watched Arachnia on the Sci Fi channel, complete with rubber spiders, lesbian sex scene, evil scientist, and an Air Force colonel that can commandeer a fleet to rescue his daughter.

swimchick
05-24-2008, 02:27 AM
My Date with Drew
Alexander
Aquamarine

erickson007
05-24-2008, 02:27 AM
one word for ya - BORAT :pukey

Amy
05-24-2008, 05:11 AM
Sanitarium.
Oh, my gosh, Sanitarium. Worst movie of all time. You won't believe me until you see it. The screen shakes randomly throughout the movie and the actors look around and start cursing about the air conditioning in the building...the issue is never answered later on...there are staff of the insane asylum that will dance around with their patients, who are bleeding, of course...it's never explained why they're dancing, or why the patients are bleeding profusely. I actually don't even know what the movie was about, and I've watched it more than once. My sister and father have seen it like 20 times-they show it to everyone, just to see their reactions.

Loretta
05-24-2008, 05:13 AM
Silent Night, Deadly Night.

It's about a psycho killer dressed up as Santa. Yeah.

I have seen 1-5:rofl

I guess I'm a glutten for punishment:lmao

Monkey Shines(a horror movie about a disabled man who gets a trained monkey to assist him...and the monkey is posessed and tries to kill everyone). The monkey is actually a puppet. A freaking puppet. :lol

Bryanna
05-24-2008, 05:21 AM
Just about anything with Adam Sandler and Will Ferrel.

Elektra, Spaceballs, most films made in the 80's.

hahaha.. I love adam sandler, will ferrel AND spaceballs!!!

OH come on! not spaceballs! I love mel brooks movies...and will ferrell. oh well! I had to watch 30 Days of Night (crap) and then on a recommendation from DH, Walk Hard (actual shyte). Those are the two worse movies ever made!

i actually kinda liked 30 days of night... although the ending was shitty... i liked how the characters didnt do overly stupid moves like in most horror movies... they did things that actually made sense.. either to save themselves or because of basic human nature

and i definitely liked walk hard.. not the BEST movie.. but still funny :D i like how it parodied so many musical movies!

Superbad was just that, super bad.

YES! I didn't even finish watching it... even DH didnt like it.

I know most people are totally going to disagree with me here, but here goes...
I thought Knocked Up and 40 Year Old Virgin were a total waste of time!! That is 4 hours of my life I will never get back. Oh, I also hated Waiting, too! I didn't eat out for months!

ahahaha.. i LOVE those movies!! especially knocked up :D

one word for ya - BORAT :pukey

i kinda liked it.. dunno that i'd watch it again.. but it served for some good amusment :D

Sanitarium.
Oh, my gosh, Sanitarium. Worst movie of all time. You won't believe me until you see it. The screen shakes randomly throughout the movie and the actors look around and start cursing about the air conditioning in the building...the issue is never answered later on...there are staff of the insane asylum that will dance around with their patients, who are bleeding, of course...it's never explained why they're dancing, or why the patients are bleeding profusely. I actually don't even know what the movie was about, and I've watched it more than once. My sister and father have seen it like 20 times-they show it to everyone, just to see their reactions.

i have to admit.. I want to see it now... i LOVE watching really bad movies that seem to have been created JUST to be really bad...



and the worst movies I have ever seen.... superbad, american psycho (i didnt get it! am i stupid or was IT stupid?), superstar.. or whatever its called about that chick who kisses everything, and finally

I know who killed me.

I saw that movie PURELY because I knew it would be bad... with lindsay lohan. the best part is... that movie is SO incredibly bad you cant even blame it on lindsay.. she is only HALF the badness!! NO ONE in her position could have done well.. it was poorly scripted AND poorly directed... it was just plain TERRIBLE!

Bryanna
05-24-2008, 05:21 AM
I have seen 1-5:rofl

I guess I'm a glutten for punishment:lmao

Monkey Shines(a horror movie about a disabled man who gets a trained monkey to assist him...and the monkey is posessed and tries to kill everyone). The monkey is actually a puppet. A freaking puppet. :lol

haha.. that sounds funny too!

brandewijn
05-24-2008, 05:23 AM
Superbad was just that, super bad.

Awww! I love Superbad. Seth Rogan, Michael Cera and whoever plays "McLovin" are hilarious. McLovin looks exactly like and sounds exactly like one of my good friends. hehe

ilovekale
05-24-2008, 08:11 AM
wolf creek...

that stupid movie where they are stranded in the ocean and the shark eats one of them and the other is left there waiting to be eaten...it was like a home movie...really terrible

torie.
05-24-2008, 08:14 AM
I've seen so many sci-fi movies. All of the dumb ones about anacondas taking over the world. I wanted to choke myself.... My ex always watched those gay movies.

fridayheather
05-24-2008, 08:20 AM
Bubba Ho-Tep with Bruce Campbell (whom I adore normally!) was awful. And I hated Borat :pukey

Rain.
05-24-2008, 08:48 AM
I watched Superbad last night for the first time. It wasn't horrible but it definitely as funny as people made it out to be.

Worst movie IMO was that Ben Stiller/Drew Barrymore movie, Duplex. I was kinda mad i sat through that entire movie.

Theres a whole bunch more but im having a brain fart.

Cassaundra
05-24-2008, 09:13 AM
I know most people are totally going to disagree with me here, but here goes...
I thought Knocked Up and 40 Year Old Virgin were a total waste of time!! That is 4 hours of my life I will never get back. Oh, I also hated Waiting, too! I didn't eat out for months!

i have been a waitress and let me tell you....it is not too far from the truth!! I will not eat at pizza hut ever after working there!

misskathee
05-24-2008, 09:40 AM
the war of worlds is the only one i can think of. i think that's the title, the one with tom cruise and dakota fanning

Jordan
05-24-2008, 11:54 AM
Borat was pretty bad! So was Dan in Real Life.

tawny
05-24-2008, 12:27 PM
borat was so freakin stupid. i hated it.

dh wanted to BUY it. i told him "no effin way!"

grrr.

MichelleB
05-24-2008, 12:28 PM
Rest Stop

Worst movie EVER!!!!!!!!!

~Christina~
05-24-2008, 10:13 PM
i didn't like I am Lengend....:no
and the Craft.. i don't know what i was thinking when i went to the theater to see that... :dunno

MissAmyB
05-24-2008, 10:15 PM
Gigli
Karate Kid Part III

Kris
05-24-2008, 10:20 PM
Phone Booth, the movies way sucked.

Skamakazi
05-26-2008, 12:58 AM
the forbidden zone. there is just simply not enough acid in the world for me to understand that flick :no

Steph*
05-26-2008, 01:05 AM
I have another to add - Haunted Forrest - OMG, I wanted to stick needles through my eyeballs. The movie just went on and on and onnnnnnnn - so stupid!

Amy
05-26-2008, 01:16 AM
hahaha.. I love adam sandler, will ferrel AND spaceballs!!!



i actually kinda liked 30 days of night... although the ending was shitty... i liked how the characters didnt do overly stupid moves like in most horror movies... they did things that actually made sense.. either to save themselves or because of basic human nature

and i definitely liked walk hard.. not the BEST movie.. but still funny :D i like how it parodied so many musical movies!



YES! I didn't even finish watching it... even DH didnt like it.



ahahaha.. i LOVE those movies!! especially knocked up :D



i kinda liked it.. dunno that i'd watch it again.. but it served for some good amusment :D



i have to admit.. I want to see it now... i LOVE watching really bad movies that seem to have been created JUST to be really bad...



and the worst movies I have ever seen.... superbad, american psycho (i didnt get it! am i stupid or was IT stupid?), superstar.. or whatever its called about that chick who kisses everything, and finally

I know who killed me.

I saw that movie PURELY because I knew it would be bad... with lindsay lohan. the best part is... that movie is SO incredibly bad you cant even blame it on lindsay.. she is only HALF the badness!! NO ONE in her position could have done well.. it was poorly scripted AND poorly directed... it was just plain TERRIBLE!

The thing is, I thing they really tried to make it good. It was just...horrible. HORRIBLE! I could have made a better movie myself. Seriously.

guynavywife
05-26-2008, 01:20 AM
Shakes the Clown!!! So bad you have to watch it once, just for the experience...

little.lili
05-26-2008, 01:28 AM
omgggg im TRYING so hard to remember.... errrrrr

OHHHH

The hills have eyes..... yup.. that was a waste of my life

HuskerFan
05-26-2008, 02:07 AM
Dreamgirls, I didn't realize it was more of a musical than a movie.

luvmysailor81904
05-26-2008, 02:18 AM
Just about anything with Adam Sandler and Will Ferrel.

Elektra, Spaceballs, most films made in the 80's.

aww man-Spaceballs is a classic!

My Date with Drew
Alexander
Aquamarine

Have to totally disagree on that one...I thought it was super cute!

Ok here are mine:

Jeepers Creepers
Punch Drunk Love
Mars Attacks

All three of these movies are by far the worst movies I have EVER seen..they were horrible!

Del
05-26-2008, 02:19 AM
Idiocracy. This movie was so fucking dumb, it hurts my brain just thinking about it. I think it lulled me into a horrified stupor of "why?!", and thus I was incapable of turning it the fuck off.

I only got it 'cos I thought it had a message. But whatever the message was, it died a horrible death while sitting through that movie.

Oh, and Alexander? I swear to god, I watched that one morning while DB was cranking and I turned it on at like 0430 when he left... I'm pretty sure it was still going by noonish when he got home. I'd given up to get dressed and do my makeup, but it did appear to still be on. Even Angelina Jolie and my love of all things Greek didn't make that movie better.

taraw226
05-26-2008, 11:12 PM
eyes wide shut
vanilla sky
joe dirt

those are the worst ones i can remember. oh, and to all you spaceballs haters... :getout lol

toxicpuree
05-27-2008, 12:47 AM
hands down, Cloverfield

yeah. and diary of the dead....it was ok for a while but it went on way too long.
what's with fake documentary movies? :no

iowa_lady
05-27-2008, 03:08 AM
Hostel! I hated that movie!!!

I have to agree there!!!

Lets see,,,I watched a movie called "The Fanglies" It was SOOOOO BAAAADDDD

xkrazybaby67x
05-27-2008, 03:11 AM
envy with jack black. TERRIBLE!!!!

Amy
05-27-2008, 03:22 AM
aww man-Spaceballs is a classic!



Have to totally disagree on that one...I thought it was super cute!

Ok here are mine:

Jeepers Creepers
Punch Drunk Love
Mars Attacks

All three of these movies are by far the worst movies I have EVER seen..they were horrible!

I think you're forgetting something Katie. Remember the movie I made y'all watch at Stephanie's house? We sat through all of about 10 minutes before you agreed that it was, indeed, the worst movie in the world. :)

Amy
05-27-2008, 03:23 AM
envy with jack black. TERRIBLE!!!!

That was horrible...my husband and I couldn't finish it.

Sarebear26
05-27-2008, 03:28 AM
Vanilla Sky, dragon Wars( verry Craptastic) ummmm there is a few others

But I loveee space ballss and so does Ryan hehe:cp

breechum
05-27-2008, 08:14 PM
eyes wide shut
vanilla sky
joe dirt

those are the worst ones i can remember. oh, and to all you spaceballs haters... :getout lol

Joe Dirt is one of Damon's favorite movies :lol. We actually own and that's saying something since we don't buy a lot of movies, haha.

MrsDarland
05-27-2008, 08:17 PM
I HATED No country for old men or whatever it was, every person in the theatre fell asleep at some point!

leftover
05-27-2008, 08:32 PM
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. :no

Seriously, Dh and I wanted to get up and WALK OUT if it wasn't for DS being there.. :no

I wanted my $18 back, it was bad bad bad.. Like George Lucas totally ran out of ideas, so he thought he'd combine his blockbusters ET and Close Encounters with Indy and make a buck...

fridaynightgirl
05-27-2008, 08:37 PM
oh no...you do not know horrible movie...until you sit through:


Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
"The Power of Christ Impales You"

LOL - is that really a movie? That's ghastly!

laurie007
05-27-2008, 08:41 PM
uggh...any terminator movie. i don't see the big deal in them i guess!

luvmysailor81904
05-27-2008, 09:19 PM
I think you're forgetting something Katie. Remember the movie I made y'all watch at Stephanie's house? We sat through all of about 10 minutes before you agreed that it was, indeed, the worst movie in the world. :)

I stand corrected :) Add Sanitarium to the mix....that movie was just WEIRD!

Dragonfly76
06-16-2008, 02:16 AM
I don't think I actually watched a horrible movie completely through. If it's uber bad I will not watch it or fall asleep.