I just thought you should know that you smell like old lady. :giggle

Oh btw I love your new perm!

You B*TCH! If you even hate on my hover round, I will drop kick your a$$. Hearts and kisses wench! :wub

Have you gotten your Life Alert in the mail yet? :rofl

Naw she was too busy at the salon for her once a week hair setting!

I just bought a new pair of orthopedic shoes and beige polyester pants. My day is complete!

SHHHHH!!!!! Would you all be QUIET, please? I think I hear BrittanyJo's weak little old lady voice:

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

I just bought a new pair of orthopedic shoes and beige polyester pants. My day is complete!

Bitch. I own some of those.

Bitch. I own some of those.

HAHA! that's too funny!

what is going on?!?

haha I don't get it

what is going on?!?

haha I don't get it
your not the only one...but with a comment like:
You B*TCH! If you even hate on my hover round, I will drop kick your a$$. Hearts and kisses wench!

I'm thinking it's a I (L) you biotch :wink thang. :giggle

omg rofl !!!!!!!!!

i am really gonna fall from laughing and i will not be able to get up lol

i need to find my trifocal reading glasses so i can read everything better

:rofl Easy to explain. Brittany Jo is old and decrepit. Can't you tell by the green elastic waisted polyester trousers she has pulled up to her boobs? (At least I *think* those are boobs... they could just be balls they hang so low...)

Look Schaele, Golden Girls is on and I need to start playing Bridge with the gals from the community center.

FYI, I still wear Nylons from 1944...how retro

Britney have you checked your hearing aide batteries???? I have a feeling someone is calling you old again dammit I gues that means a lady in her ealy 40s like me is ded again DAMMIT I just woke up oh well whos up for a HOVEROUND RACE????cause my HOVERROUND can KICK YOUR HOVERROUNDS A$$

Biotch! You better be backing up off BrittneyJo!!! Don't make me put my dentures in, find my walker and kick your a$$!!

HAHAHAHAHA this is too funny stop making me laugh i ran out of depends earlier and havent charged my Hoverround today hey britnay can I borrow yours?

Depends don't work for me. I like having cloth diapers. It helps with my bed sores. Yikes, that was graphic.

You have to remember to have the kids turn you over every so often Brit!

Kids?? Well, it looks like the kids left her in that lovely ALF with the amazing community center, if she has bed sores, doesn't it? She needs a private nurse...

just so everyone knows ALF = Assisted Living Facility

jello mold was for dessert tonight and I watched Matlock on repeat.

:lmao You missed the westerns on Old Fart Network?!

OFN was probably not getting a clear picture... cheap cable package you know. :lol

well enjoy the jello "suprise" mold in the polyester pants pulled up to what we think are boobs (which actually could be 'low rider' hanging balls biotches. :lmao

well enjoy the jello "suprise" mold in the polyester pants pulled up to what we think are boobs (which actually could be 'low rider' hanging balls biotches. :lmao

But its the age old question, "which came first...the polyester or the peroxide" :)

But its the age old question, "which came first...the polyester or the peroxide" :)
:lmao well with the way this thread is going - definately polyester baby :wink, :five - :giggle