...that df once put a cd in the microwave to "watch the sparks". And the really disturbing part of that is he was 21. :worried:screwy
I was like "what in hell? what were you doing?" He was like "oh I was with friends." I was like "your two best friends???" He goes "oh no, with the guys in the barracks."
WARNING LADIES: Strange things happen when you mix bored men with technology and alchohol:lmao

I'm gonna have to try that, hahaha

:lmao I found out when Df was younger he threw sand into a air conditioner to create a "explosion" for his GI Joes... He also put a stick into it to see what it would do..




Im scared what he might show our kids..

My oldest kiddo once took a unopened ovulation predictor pee stick and put it in the microwave, then he turned it on. We bought a new microwave.

lol...boys do wierd things

hmmm ive totally done that...does that make em weird? whaaaaat its cool looking and we had some extra microwaves at my exdbs house:D also peeps look REALLY cool when you put them in the microwave....just saying:D

boys are so silly :)

haha you know that is what people do when they dont want anyone to get the information off of that cd anymore... they put it in the microwave to ruin it....

Here is a funny story though... my sis-in-law told me that when my husband was younger... when he would see a certain shade of green he would lick his shirt.... HAHAHA ... and when I asked him about it he said it made him sick to his stomach to see that color...

Okay first of all why would getting sick to your stomach make you want to lick your shirt... and second of all... YOU'RE IN THE ARMY... you see green all the time!!!

I wonder if he does that still???

HAHAHAHA!!! These are friggin HILARIOUS!!! Pinky, that made me think of Robert on Everybody Loves Raymond and how he had to touch his food to his chin before he could eat it,lol.
C'mon girls I need more stories, these are great:D

Welll, my DH fries CDs regularly at the shop, to destroy classified information! :rofl I thought he was kidding, he was like, "No! Seriously! That is what you do!"

My husband painted his cat blue....He told his mom that he never seen a blue cat other than tom off of "Tom and Jerry."
My hubby also talked like Forrest Gump for a whole week after seeing the movie. He wanted to see if anyone noticed and wondered why. He'd call me "Jenny" just so...And his mother was wondering why he was calling me Jenny and why was he talking funny... he responded with "You remember when were watching Forest Gump?" She then laughed..lol
My brother would take my barbie dolls and flush them down the toilet.

haha you know that is what people do when they dont want anyone to get the information off of that cd anymore... they put it in the microwave to ruin it....

Here is a funny story though... my sis-in-law told me that when my husband was younger... when he would see a certain shade of green he would lick his shirt.... HAHAHA ... and when I asked him about it he said it made him sick to his stomach to see that color...

Okay first of all why would getting sick to your stomach make you want to lick your shirt... and second of all... YOU'RE IN THE ARMY... you see green all the time!!!

I wonder if he does that still???


lol that made me laugh really hard:P

HAHAHAHA!!! These are friggin HILARIOUS!!! Pinky, that made me think of Robert on Everybody Loves Raymond and how he had to touch his food to his chin before he could eat it,lol.
C'mon girls I need more stories, these are great:D

HAHAHA I never thought about that until now! I'll have to tell my husband that! Hilarious... actually he would probably get mad at me! lol

My husband painted his cat blue....He told his mom that he never seen a blue cat other than tom off of "Tom and Jerry."
My hubby also talked like Forrest Gump for a whole week after seeing the movie. He wanted to see if anyone noticed and wondered why. He'd call me "Jenny" just so...And his mother was wondering why he was calling me Jenny and why was he talking funny... he responded with "You remember when were watching Forest Gump?" She then laughed..lol
My brother would take my barbie dolls and flush them down the toilet.

I must have a really weird husband because these stories keep reminding me of silly things he does... but right after we got married... for some odd reason my husband developed a spanish (trying to be sexy) accent that was not sexy at all but you can't help but laugh... :dunnoand he would walk around the house in his boxers yelling to the world how he was (soooo sexy yes! oh so sexy) in a horrible spanish accent... and then when he came home on r and r he got that beer called dos exis... or whatever and he started it up again... oh you gotta love him...

oh ps... my husband would walk around the house in his boxers... i forgot to mention he is hairier than a gorilla... hahahah so it was quite hiliarious... :hehe

i used to do that when the cd wouldn't burn so that I knew it was bad..:dunno but only for about 5 seconds.

I'm gonna have to try that, hahaha

:rofl

Hahaha, That reminds me of before DH and I were married. He stayed over at my apartment once after a night out on the town and he decided he was hungry, so he opened a can of soup and put it in the microwave. IN THE TIN :lol Oh my goodness! SIlly boys!

ok db would kill me if he knew I told, but one night we were at home alone drinking and playing guitar hero. He took his shirt off and then his pants....and then I said "you should get just get naked for Pete's sake." Well he did. Got buck naked and was standing on the coffee table buck naked with his plastic guitar singing at the top of his lungs.

Oh I love him.

ok db would kill me if he knew I told, but one night we were at home alone drinking and playing guitar hero. He took his shirt off and then his pants....and then I said "you should get just get naked for Pete's sake." Well he did. Got buck naked and was standing on the coffee table buck naked with his plastic guitar singing at the top of his lungs.

Oh I love him.

My hubby would SO do that!:rofl

:giggle

Ok this is disturbing....sorry for any pet owners out there. Mine has been taking MCMAC or Marine Corps Martial Arts training. They just learned how to hit a pressure point on the neck that makes an assailent pass out temporarily. Wellllll...stupid df wanted to see if it would really work.....so he tries it out......on the cat!!! He said the cat just kinda wobbled and passed out for like a minute then it streched got up and went on about his business. I was like "Omg, I am marrying a man that likes to make cats faint for fun!"

ok db would kill me if he knew I told, but one night we were at home alone drinking and playing guitar hero. He took his shirt off and then his pants....and then I said "you should get just get naked for Pete's sake." Well he did. Got buck naked and was standing on the coffee table buck naked with his plastic guitar singing at the top of his lungs.

Oh I love him.

:giggle

Ive done that! Ive also convinced people (Im not dumb enough to do this myself and get shocked) to stick paperclips in eletric sockets and other such stupid shit. the sparks are pretty

I've done that

my hubby and his brother once filled a city fountain with soap and that cost the city quite the amount of dinero. :giggle i don't think my brother and i did too many bad things...

wait. this is kinda embarrassing but i think it's funny anyway.

one time when my brother and i were about 8 and 5 (me being the oldest) we were playing in the woods and this was after hearing stories from my dad about having to :poop in the woods and use leaves as tp. we decided we had to try it out for ourselves and you know kids are always pooping so we did. then we wiped it (not very well) with leaves. we get in the back of my dad's isuzu rodeo and my parents are both in the car and suddenly they start looking at each other with looks of disgust on their faces. my mom goes "what's that smell, gary?" and we just started laughing hysterically. we proceeded to tell them what we did and after they got done trying not to laugh lectured us about the dangers of using leaves found in the woods as butt wipes. could have been poison ivy for crying out loud nevermind the fact that your kids just defecated in the woods. :giggle