I burned his butt last night.. Like literally BURNED it..

I was roasting a weenie over the camp fire, he says..

Where's my Leatherman?

In your shit kit.

Where?

In your shit kit in the tent.

Over here?

Yea..

I mean, over here?

Yea.. (turns around to point, sees DH with his pants down and his butt exposed 4 inches from the back of my head)

So I took my hot weiner on the stick, and stuck it in his butt. :dunno What else was I supposed to do? He jumps back, all screaming about how gross I am..

So I said, "Gross? You don't know anything about being gross."

So I took a big bite of the hot weiner that was in his butt.

Now he has a blister on his butt cheek and he says it's my fault.. :no

:lmao
thats funny as hell! And something my df would do to me
:lmao

OMG thats priceless!

:roflmao Too funny!

:rofl:hystericlaugh

Oh, he didn't kiss me until today.. And he's been calling me :quoteAss breath:quote

wow.... stories to tell the grandchildren lol

HAHAHAHAHA!

have I ever told you I love you?

LOL Ass breath, that just makes my life

:lol

HAHAHAHAHA!

have I ever told you I love you?

Hey, I kinda like you too... :smitten

DH says that he's going to make a police report because he's a battered/abused husband. :no big crybaby pee-pee pants can't take a joke. :no

Hey, I kinda like you too... :smitten

DH says that he's going to make a police report because he's a battered/abused husband. :no big crybaby pee-pee pants can't take a joke. :no

:rofl I bet he would just get laughed at if he tried....

Oh wow, i love your stories!!!!

:hystericlaugh

omg
:lmao wowwwwwww

You two are crazy!

:lmao that's funny

that is amazing!! your stories always crack me up!

:rofl

:lol that's great!!!

:rofl :lmao now thats a greattt read :P

:hystericlaugh
that's too funny..thanks for making my morning...

ya'll crack me up! :lol

:rofl I'm DYING of laughter right now! Oh wow. Please share stories like that more often. You absolutely made my entire day!

I burned his butt last night.. Like literally BURNED it..

I was roasting a weenie over the camp fire, he says..

Where's my Leatherman?

In your shit kit.

Where?

In your shit kit in the tent.

Over here?

Yea..

I mean, over here?

Yea.. (turns around to point, sees DH with his pants down and his butt exposed 4 inches from the back of my head)

So I took my hot weiner on the stick, and stuck it in his butt. :dunno What else was I supposed to do? He jumps back, all screaming about how gross I am..

So I said, "Gross? You don't know anything about being gross."

So I took a big bite of the hot weiner that was in his butt.

Now he has a blister on his butt cheek and he says it's my fault.. :no

:lmao

I would NEVER eat anything that was in my DH's ass crack!!! That's hilarious though!

assbreath!!! :hystericlaugh

:hystericlaugh

Someone needs to give you guys your own sitcom. :yes

Haha that is fabulous!!

:rofl

I (L) you!