Fill me in please!

You are back, yes?

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It was fabo.

My celly died so I couldn't text you the last day I was there and I felt empty inside.

I haven't talked to him since I've been back so I got a tattoo to pass the time.

HOW ARE YOOOOOUUUUU???!!!!!!!

I missed you so much.

I died inside when I didn't hear from you, princess.

I like how you casually mention you got a tattoo. I MUST SEE.

I missed you like I miss cake (notice how I replace fat kid with I?).

I'm good. Better now that you're back :wink

I miss cake too. My mum says I should consider weight watchers :eek

The tattoo hurt. It's not pretty yet cuz there's blood on it. :tired

What has my love muffin been up to since I've been unreachable?

Your mom and mine would be best friends. My mom pretty much called me fat all weekend. Suh-weet!

What is your tattoo of?! Pearl, I hope.

I've been working and trying to survive this effing heat and ash rain. SO FUN! :tu

Oh and the d-bag emailed me today. Wonderful. See SG thread.

How's my sexy triplet doing tonight?

Your triplet feels as though she needs to be included on the wedding dress siggy pic. A bridesmaid perhaps. Tan, tall and skinny.

Okay thanks.

While you work on that I'm rushing to read the SG thread. I'm anxious to get angry at el douche.

I will recruit a photoshop pro ASAP.

I will recruit a photoshop pro ASAP.

You are my hero.

I'm supposed to be in Bio right now. I don't wish to be there so I'm not. Sigh. I feel like a loser.

Uh oh you slacker.

It's okay. I have a paper to write that was due in May. Oops. And another that was due in December. Hi, I have two incomplete's on my transcript right now. I'm a high achiever!

Uh oh you slacker.

It's okay. I have a paper to write that was due in May. Oops. And another that was due in December. Hi, I have two incomplete's on my transcript right now. I'm a high achiever!

You win.

Write at least one of those papers by friday.

That is your goal.

Now you set a goal for me. Oooo this will be fun.

Good call, trip.

I'm gonna take one to work with me Friday so I can bust it out while she naps.

YOU my dear, have to go to every Bio class for the rest of the month. Yes?

Good call, trip.

I'm gonna take one to work with me Friday so I can bust it out while she naps.

YOU my dear, have to go to every Bio class for the rest of the month. Yes?

You're a mean goal maker.

It's like you want me to be responsible and productive.

Who are you and what have you done with my snuggle muffin?!

I don't KNOW! It's this whole being strong and getting over Joe thing, I tell ya!

I don't KNOW! It's this whole being strong and getting over Joe thing, I tell ya!

It's like you have graduated strong woman school and are now getting your master's in being a hard ass.

I'll go to class but I won't like it.

I love you. You are so amazing.

I'll write my paper's but I won't like it.

But I'll love you still. Til my dying day.

I'll love you till my dying day plus a year.

I'm heading to class (very late) but I'll check in when I get back.

You and the sunshine you bring to my life will be missed.

Good for you, trip.

I will miss my schnookums whilst you attend class.