View Full Version : Our cats...(Funny story)


MichelleB
09-22-2006, 10:22 PM
Are so pissed off at us right now. :lmao One of them walked by me a few minutes ago and smelled HORRIBLE. When she walked by again I realized it was :poop :banghead She has long hair and sometimes it gets stuck in her butt hair. I HATE when it happens...but what are you going to do? She sure as hek isn't getting on my furniture like that. :refuse

So I wrapped her in a towel and took her outside so my husband could cut it all out. Oh man, she was hissing and growling at us. :no The hair was so thick the scissors wouldn't even cut it. :lmao and my husband and I were both gagging so bad we had to stop.

So finally we wrapped her back up in the towel and took her to the sink to spray her butt down. At this point she was so mad she started spitting and hissing :scared As soon as the water hit her she shot out of my arms. Water still running in the sink we took off after her. Both of us fell on our asses trying to catch her! I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. :hystericlaugh

I'm still laughing while I type this. We finally caught her again and sprayed her down really well. The whole time our other cat kept batting at our legs and hissing at us because she thought we were hurting her sister. :lmao Thank goodness they don't have claws or we would have been in trouble. :scared

I doubt we'll be seeing much of either of them for the rest of the night. :rofl :eek

Shaky
09-22-2006, 10:26 PM
OMG! poor cat :lol was that the one I was playing with the other night?
don't you call that dingelberry or something like that?? :lol when I 1st started working at Chili's one of my co workers would call me like that and I had no idea what it was :mumble :lol

lovestosing
09-22-2006, 10:26 PM
tee hee hee! Poor kitty! One night my cat had a dingleberry and I couldn't figure out why he was making a screeching meow and darting back and forth across the house. Apparently he was trying to run away from it! Finally, I could smell it and chased him around until I could catch it with a paper towel...:sick...but I really wish I had a camera for that moment!:lmao

achicnsocal
09-22-2006, 10:29 PM
:roflmao

MichelleB
09-22-2006, 10:30 PM
:lmao OMG you both have me laughing so hard!

Shaky, John said it's so funny how innocent you are. :lol I can't believe someone called you a dingleberry! :hystericlaugh

Shaky
09-22-2006, 10:37 PM
The funny thing is I would laugh so bad with him without knowing what it was :lmao untill he told me :mumble :lmao hey but that was about 5 yrs ago :lol now I know what it means :tease

Shaky
09-22-2006, 10:38 PM
I actually thought it was something cute cause of the berry, you know like a raspberry :lmao

KevzQueen
09-22-2006, 10:42 PM
:hehe aw poor kitty. Too bad they can't understand why we do things.

MichelleB
09-22-2006, 10:42 PM
Poor Shaky!!! :lmao

CoffeeGirl
09-22-2006, 10:55 PM
Are so pissed off at us right now. :lmao One of them walked by me a few minutes ago and smelled HORRIBLE. When she walked by again I realized it was :poop :banghead She has long hair and sometimes it gets stuck in her butt hair. I HATE when it happens...but what are you going to do? She sure as hek isn't getting on my furniture like that. :refuse

So I wrapped her in a towel and took her outside so my husband could cut it all out. Oh man, she was hissing and growling at us. :no The hair was so thick the scissors wouldn't even cut it. :lmao and my husband and I were both gagging so bad we had to stop.

So finally we wrapped her back up in the towel and took her to the sink to spray her butt down. At this point she was so mad she started spitting and hissing :scared As soon as the water hit her she shot out of my arms. Water still running in the sink we took off after her. Both of us fell on our asses trying to catch her! I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. :hystericlaugh

I'm still laughing while I type this. We finally caught her again and sprayed her down really well. The whole time our other cat kept batting at our legs and hissing at us because she thought we were hurting her sister. :lmao Thank goodness they don't have claws or we would have been in trouble. :scared

I doubt we'll be seeing much of either of them for the rest of the night. :rofl :eek



:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao great story!

MichelleB
09-22-2006, 11:04 PM
One of them is back on the bed with me, but the one we had to torture is no where to be seen. :lmao

Shaky
09-22-2006, 11:08 PM
Can you spray febreeze on her but? lol

MichelleB
09-22-2006, 11:11 PM
:lol I thought about it, but I think we got it with the water. Poor thing is probably going to shit on my couch tonight since we made her mad...It's the one you were petting the other day. The nice one that craps everywhere! :vent

Shaky
09-22-2006, 11:13 PM
She is so cute :) I wish J wasn't allergic to cats :( you just need to keep her but hair short cause she's so hairy ;)

hawkeye
09-22-2006, 11:56 PM
I say give it a close hair cut. Won't have that problem any more. :lmao :lmao :lmao


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MichelleB
09-23-2006, 12:47 PM
:lmao :lmao

Britt
09-23-2006, 01:01 PM
:lmao TOO funny!

My cat back home has really long fur and gets 'dingle berries' too! :giggle

You are VERY lucky they're declawed! Peekaboo would've shredded us!

~Jess~
09-23-2006, 01:13 PM
:lmao

IrishBlueEyes
09-23-2006, 01:27 PM
We gave Atticus a bath last night after we got him home from the Humane Society (because he was a smelly boy) and whoadang...that was one angry kitty. He was thrashing around so badly we thought he was going to hurt himself! So, he had soaked himself so badly we took him out of the tub, washed him on the bathroom floor :lmao, and then held him very gently under the running water so we could get the soap off. Of course, he was NOT having that so many yowls of pure agony were heard throughout the house.

We let him out and wrapped him in a towel and the look he was giving DB and I was absolutely priceless. The look of DOOOOOMMMMMM.

But within the hour he was on my lap, giving himself another bath to wash away the FILTH the put on him, soaking my pants in the process.

Payback? Heehee. But at least now he smells better. ;) :D

Sam*
09-23-2006, 02:06 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao thats soo funny!!! :lmao