SezzySue
11-28-2006, 01:44 PM
>Husband store
>
>A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
>woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
>entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE!
>
>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
>shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may
>choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
>floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
>woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>
>The second floor sign reads:
>
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
>
>The third floor sign reads:
>
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
>extremely good looking.
>
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
>good looking and help with the housework.
>
>"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
>to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
>gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
>reads:
>
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
>this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
>to please.
>
>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
>exit the building, and have a nice day!
>
>Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
>can handle the truth!
>
>A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
>woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
>entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE!
>
>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
>shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may
>choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
>floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
>woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>
>The second floor sign reads:
>
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
>
>The third floor sign reads:
>
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
>extremely good looking.
>
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
>good looking and help with the housework.
>
>"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
>to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
>gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
>reads:
>
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
>this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
>to please.
>
>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
>exit the building, and have a nice day!
>
>Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
>can handle the truth!