View Full Version : Poor guy. Calls 999 (like our 911) because wife wont have sex with him


Kat
04-23-2007, 06:16 AM
:lmao
Sex life non-existent? Call 999




April 23, 2007


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A FRUSTRATED husband called 999 — to say his wife was refusing to have sex with him.

He complained to the operator that he was being denied his “matrimonial rights” and to ask for an ambulance crew to “examine” her.

But the operator refused and told the man, from Reading, Berks, his “emergency” was not one they could help with.

A spokesman for South Central Ambulance Service said: “We get some inappropriate calls from people who think they need an ambulance and this comes pretty near the top of the list.”



http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180672,00.html

goldilockz
04-23-2007, 06:17 AM
:lmao poor guy!

define
04-23-2007, 06:23 AM
:wow :lmao

Brandi
04-23-2007, 09:02 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :roflmao

I really think Jason would do something like that :rofl

FrothySilvette
04-23-2007, 09:14 AM
LOL - I see why, too! He's a loon

harrisonsdream
04-23-2007, 09:21 AM
hahaha

I_Love_my_marine
04-23-2007, 09:58 AM
That is so funny!

kchell
04-23-2007, 10:06 AM
LOL! Thats a new one!

CoffeeGirl
04-23-2007, 10:59 AM
omgosh!:teehee :teehee

Green~Mammy
04-23-2007, 12:38 PM
What an idiot.