I know you all have some... add them to the list :hehe

1. Girl you need to back up. You have stank breaf. Brush your teeth before you talk to me:wowsers :handup (she is 4)

2. Her mom has a BIG BUTT Miss AJ, look!!! (he is also 4, said with emphasis on big butt right next to the lady:duh )

3. Miss AJ are you pregnant? :wowsers :wowsers :wowsers (age 3... No idea where that came from, I don't even have a big belly... but I started exercising and watching what I eat. I've been meaning to, this just gave me the extra push)

1.) You keep kissing and you gonna have a baby! (my lil cousin...3 at the time)

2.) You are musty...did you wear secret today?..no? how about dish detergent?..no?..(LIL GIRL is 5 years old!! lol)

3.) Miss FeFe I don't understand why your breast stick out more than your face. (Alex....6 years old. lol) AND THEY DON't!!!!!!

4.) Man you playing like Monica Lewinsky....double diaster! (8 year old cousins friend)
When I asked him what that meant he said....."He cheats and suck!" I was dying laughing!!!

:lmao

"some of those teachers look a hot mess"

4.) Man you playing like Monica Lewinsky....double diaster! (8 year old cousins friend)
When I asked him what that meant he said....."He cheats and suck!" I was dying laughing!!!


HAHAHHAH!! I just about DIED!!!!!! :)

This isnt so much funny as utterly amazing. DD, 10, said this to me: "These really popular girls in class want to be my friend, and I don't knowwhat to do. I'd really like 2 more friends, but I really don't like the way they treat other people". What a great kid.

My son, on the other hand, compliments of my douchebag ex:

My Friend: "So what kind of stuff does your dad like?"

DS: "My dad like girls with big juggies!! He wanted to put a juggy calendar in my room, but I said thats gross!" :wow

When DD was 4 I had a boob job. My Aunt took her to church that day and during prayer requests she stood on a chair and ask everyone to pray for her mom's new boobs.:lol

When DD was 4 I had a boob job. My Aunt took her to church that day and during prayer requests she stood on a chair and ask everyone to pray for her mom's new boobs.:lol

:lmao :lmao :lmao

1.) You keep kissing and you gonna have a baby! (my lil cousin...3 at the time)



I love this one (L) hehehehe

These are really funny....

My neice was riding in the car shaped front of a cart, and my brother was pushing. My neice saw a woman and said, "Look dad, a piece of ass! Drive me over THERE...TOOT TOOT!"

My grandson to my husband:

"Papa you can call me stud"

"Stud? why would I call you stud?

" Because I go to school and I study math and english"


and this one today..I about fell out of my chair.....

well do something special tomarrow for Mothers day..... and he says

"well use KY to romance your precious moments" No more comercials for him!!

these are great lol

First some background.. My dd teacher asked a child for a foot rub, I reported it to the principle. Teacher said it will never happen again.. anyway.. occasionally I will ask my dd about it. Last time I asked her she said " Mom, why can't you just let it go?" She is 7 lol