View Full Version : Subject: Do the Math!


HEIDI
05-18-2007, 09:28 AM
This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S- K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it! 's
the
bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

girl20racer
05-18-2007, 09:36 AM
LMAO.. its almost true in some companies :lol

Jennifer
05-18-2007, 09:38 AM
I love this every time I see it.

Amber V
05-18-2007, 09:40 AM
I love this every time I see it.

So do I.

Astra
05-18-2007, 10:00 AM
:rofl lmao

gotstabemel
05-18-2007, 11:09 AM
i love that

CoffeeGirl
05-18-2007, 11:16 AM
:lol :tu

rachaelandyogi
05-19-2007, 12:36 AM
Oh yay! Finally, I have proof of what I have thought all along!

maine_girl
05-19-2007, 05:10 AM
:rofl too funny!

Del
05-19-2007, 06:52 AM
:lmao

SezzySue
05-19-2007, 02:06 PM
that one never gets olf :thumbsup

Kelsey
05-19-2007, 02:10 PM
:lol Nice