Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart?
Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz I just checked you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.


6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
Switch away.

7) ( Man ) - "Fat Penguin!"
( Woman's response ) - "WHAT?"
( Man ) - "I just wanted to
Say something that would break the ice."

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
But I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

And.... The best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

LMAO - I'm so red.

lol that's great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao :lmao

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That was funny. i just sent it to DH on the ship. he will get a big kick out of it and pass it around I am sure.

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Too funny Beckey!

LOL!!

:grin::lol:giggle

I have friends whose favorite pickup lines are actually on that list... hehe.. my friends are silly!!:mrgreen

OMG, the people in my office are looking at me like i am stupid cuz i am laughing histerically.

:rofl

lol

ummm... I am not quite sure what to say those are really funny

:rofl love it!

LOL

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

OMG, this is the funniest! I told dh and we about died laughing!

:lol