I'm so bored at work..and it's my birthday..i want to go home and just do nothing but no i can't!!! so who wants to play?


An ear full of wax or A nose full of hair

earwax

the runs or puking nonstop

the runs

Getting stuck in an elevator or Getting stuck in traffic

elevator

phone ringing constantly or alarm clock going off constantly

alarm clock is wayyyyyy worse!!!

Not having a computer or Not having a phone

not having computer

no power or not being able to turn the lights off

not being able to turn the lights off!

Finding a nude picture of you on the Internet or Finding a nude picture of your grandma on the Internet

grandma

snake or spider on your arms

grandma--i mean come on if it was me i'd see it as someone thinks i'm hot enough though i'd be mad

living alone in a mansion or living cramped in a tiny apartment

snakes...i hate them!

Being dirty and having clean clothes or Being clean and having dirty clothes

hahahhaha i know, i would hate to see grandma online!

living alone in a mansion way worse

Being dirty and having clean clothes or Being clean and having dirty clothes

dirty with clean clothes

having gas or B.O

Being clean and having dirty clothes

that would irk me so much!!



being pretty and dumb or being smart and ugly?

B.O...i can't stand the smell


Changing a babie’s diaper or Changing Grandpa’s diaper

hahaha

being pretty and dumb i hate pretty dumb girls!!!!!

Changing a babie’s diaper or Changing Grandpa’s diaper

grandmas diaper

stubbing your toe or biting your tongue

ouch! biting your tongue

Not getting presents on your birthday or Not getting presents on Christmas

not getting presents on christmas

peeing your pants or stinkink up a busy public restroom

i can't crap in a public restroom..for me that is way worse.

Pouring a big bowl of cereal and realizing there is no milk or Pouring a big bowl of cereal and milk and later finding out the milk is sour

milk being sour

car crash with jaws of life or plane crash over the ocean

both are horrible..but the ocean one is worse for me..

Accidentally farting out loud during a moment of silence or Uncontrollable laughter during a moment of silence

farting because it smells

break your leg or break your jaw

break your jaw..because then you can't eat.

being allergic to money or being allergic to sex

allergic to sex

dying a virgin or dying hated

dying a virgin....

hahaha.

Waking up and finding that your lover wet the bed or Your lover waking up and finding that you wet the bed..


thanks for playing, i gotta go to lunch and do a lot of other things I won't be on for awhile!!! but thanks for playing today!!

I think your lover waking up would be worse. How embarrassing!!

Having greasy hair for the rest of your life or having a booger in your nose for the rest of your life?

having a booger in your nose for the rest of your life would be worse!!


Being stranded in the ocean or Being stranded in the desert

Being stranded in the ocean! Scary...

Having no money or having no friends.

Having no friends...

Having an STD or having no one want to sleep with you because you're icky?

STD!


Blind or deaf?

blind because if you can see at least you can read lips ! which is worse starving or being full on the brink of being sick?

starving!

being on your period without the right "stuff" or having no toilet paper after you go to the bathroom

Period.

Poison Ivy or Multiple Bee stings??

Bee stings!

Having your house flood or catch on fire?

catch on fire way worse!!

Not having any money or Not having any food

not having any money


broken arm or broken leg

broken leg is worse

chewing with your mouth open or belching loudly

belching loudly

living with your in-laws or with a nasty roommate?

in laws is worse


which is worse? smelly baby diapers or smelly litter boxes?

smelly litter boxes i cant stand the smell of dirty litter

really big pimple or extremely chapped lips (cracked and bleeding kind)?

lips bleeding & chapping etc cause you can squeeze a pimple(OK tmi, I know)



eating rotten squid or eating cockroaches(fear factor comes to mind:giggle)

Cockroaches although both things would make me sick.

being late for a job interview or being late for a date

definitely late for a job interview

cleaning out the cat's litter box or cleaning the toilet?

litterbox


cleaning puke or diarhhea

diarhhea

gaining weight or gaining pimples?

pimples

having big feet or a big nose

big feet

having no toilet paper or no money

no money

having a sick baby or a sick husband?

sick husband...my df whines waaaaaayyyyy more than my dd would i'm sure :lmao

no gas in the car or a full tank with nowhere to go?

no gas

having no internet or being on dial-up

dial up

dog with diarreah tha tyou have to clean up after or cat with dirreah

having no internet



being lonely or rich & lonely

being lonely is worse than being rich and lonely...hahaha.

uhm, computer dying when you have a paper due in an hour or no ink in the printer when you get finished with your paper...