Aurora
05-29-2007, 02:53 AM
A boy and his mother are watching a discovery channel program about elephants. He asks his mom, "Hey mom...what is that thing?"
She replies, "that is the elephants trunk."
"No, not that," says the boy. "That thing right there."
"That's his tail," she answered.
"No, what is that thing....right in the middle?"
Flustered the mother says, "Ummm, that's....that's nothing son."
So the boy's mother quickly leaves the room and his dad walks in. The boy asks his dad, "Hey pop, what's that thing?"
His father answers, "Son, that's the elephant's penis."
The boy looks at his old man with a puzzled look and asks, "Well, why did Mom say it was nothing?"
His father turned to him and said, "Because your mother is spoiled, son":giggle
She replies, "that is the elephants trunk."
"No, not that," says the boy. "That thing right there."
"That's his tail," she answered.
"No, what is that thing....right in the middle?"
Flustered the mother says, "Ummm, that's....that's nothing son."
So the boy's mother quickly leaves the room and his dad walks in. The boy asks his dad, "Hey pop, what's that thing?"
His father answers, "Son, that's the elephant's penis."
The boy looks at his old man with a puzzled look and asks, "Well, why did Mom say it was nothing?"
His father turned to him and said, "Because your mother is spoiled, son":giggle