Heather
09-10-2007, 04:58 PM
WHY MEN ARE Happier than women
>Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple
creatures?
>Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care
>of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President.
You
>can never be pregnant. You can! wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You
>can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The
>world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
>restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and
>think
>of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
>character. A wedding dress is $5,000 but a Tux rents for $100. People
never
>stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional
>well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut,
blister,
>or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
>
>
>
>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
>tanks.
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
own
>jars You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
>someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
>
>
>
>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
>than
>enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to
>see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its
original
>color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades! You only have
to
>shave your face and neck.
>
>
>
>You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
>hips
> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons. You can
wear
>shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a
pocket
>knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>
>
>
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>minutes.
>
>
>
>
>No wonder men are happier.
>
>
>
>Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
>reading it.
>Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple
creatures?
>Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care
>of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President.
You
>can never be pregnant. You can! wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You
>can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The
>world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
>restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and
>think
>of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
>character. A wedding dress is $5,000 but a Tux rents for $100. People
never
>stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional
>well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut,
blister,
>or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
>
>
>
>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
>tanks.
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
own
>jars You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
>someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
>
>
>
>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
>than
>enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to
>see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its
original
>color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades! You only have
to
>shave your face and neck.
>
>
>
>You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
>hips
> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons. You can
wear
>shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a
>knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>
>
>
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>minutes.
>
>
>
>
>No wonder men are happier.
>
>
>
>Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
>reading it.