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leftover
09-18-2007, 08:46 PM
...needs an avatar.. :lol

Anyone have an idea????

CoffeeGirl
09-18-2007, 08:47 PM
:thinking

guynavywife
09-18-2007, 08:59 PM
:thinking

Yeah,I need an avatar!!! Thanks for the support!!! which is the avatar, the little pic to the left over my name?)

And OMG!!! (Even though I've been told that, as a guy, I should never,ever, ever say OMG ((which also includes speaking in txt)

Wifey called me the other day and reminded me she'd be home in a few weeks for a few days. I hit the ceiling!!!! She can't come home, the house is still a disaster. I just got my first sleep in a couple days, been cleaning and unpacking. I'm a slob!!! Help!! Everyone, stop posting for a few days so I can break away cold turkey!!!

And I'll have to get used to having her around. I've developed a pattern. In the two years we've been married, we've actually been together less then 1 year of it. I have to remember which way she likes the toilet paper!!! (She is sick like that :(. ) I'll have to make sure the sink is empty everynight!! Hell, I won't be allowed to eat off paper plates and use platic forks and drink out of the containers anymore!!!!
The Horra!! The Horra!!!

andreacc
09-18-2007, 09:01 PM
Something about being one of the only guys in a world of women..

leftover
09-18-2007, 09:03 PM
You dillhole... :hystericlaugh



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/MN110/fagatron.jpg

Shaky
09-18-2007, 09:05 PM
I've developed a pattern. In the two years we've been married, we've actually been together less then 1 year of it. I have to remember which way she likes the toilet paper!!! (She is sick like that :(. ) I'll have to make sure the sink is empty everynight!! Hell, I won't be allowed to eat off paper plates and use platic forks and drink out of the containers anymore!!!!
The Horra!! The Horra!!!

I know! when dh gets back I will have to start cooking everyday again! I will have to actually do laundry every week :duh but I wont have to do the trash anymore!! :bliss so you gotta think about the things you wont have to do anymore!! :hehe

JudyB
09-18-2007, 09:05 PM
You dillhole... :hystericlaugh



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/MN110/fagatron.jpg


:lmao :lmao

leftover
09-18-2007, 09:11 PM
Yeah,I need an avatar!!! Thanks for the support!!! which is the avatar, the little pic to the left over my name?)

And OMG!!! (Even though I've been told that, as a guy, I should never,ever, ever say OMG ((which also includes speaking in txt)

Wifey called me the other day and reminded me she'd be home in a few weeks for a few days. I hit the ceiling!!!! She can't come home, the house is still a disaster. I just got my first sleep in a couple days, been cleaning and unpacking. I'm a slob!!! Help!! Everyone, stop posting for a few days so I can break away cold turkey!!!

And I'll have to get used to having her around. I've developed a pattern. In the two years we've been married, we've actually been together less then 1 year of it. I have to remember which way she likes the toilet paper!!! (She is sick like that :(. ) I'll have to make sure the sink is empty everynight!! Hell, I won't be allowed to eat off paper plates and use platic forks and drink out of the containers anymore!!!!
The Horra!! The Horra!!!


Like it or not, you're one of us.. :yes There's no turning back now... :lmao

:mwahaha :mwahaha

The Megster
09-18-2007, 09:15 PM
You dillhole... :hystericlaugh



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/MN110/fagatron.jpg

There you go, make that the avatar!

Shaky
09-18-2007, 09:22 PM
:lmao

rosebud*
09-18-2007, 09:37 PM
for some reason not as impressive as an avatar. :depressed http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/davidsgirrl/fagatron.jpg

RunAwayLove
09-18-2007, 09:41 PM
omg so...wow i cracked up at this whole post haha you think we could stop posintg for a couple days u know somehow i dont think this is possible at all if it was...there just might be quite a few zombies walking around this earth lost and not knowing what to do lol and i agree "like it or not youre one of us now" hows it feel... OMG@!

Kiser'sBabe
09-18-2007, 09:41 PM
:lmaoyou guys crack me up. I love ya'll....:mrgreen

erickson007
09-18-2007, 09:45 PM
lol this thread is makin me laugh. and ur right rosebud, its not so impressive at that size... :teehee

Kiser'sBabe
09-18-2007, 09:47 PM
http://www.avatarsdb.com/avatars/prisoner.gif (http://www.avatarsdb.com/)

Hehe I like this one http://www.avatarsdb.com/avatars/keep_staring.gif (http://www.avatarsdb.com/)

RockstarMom
09-18-2007, 09:49 PM
for some reason not as impressive as an avatar. :depressed http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/davidsgirrl/fagatron.jpg

See? Size does matter. Let me see what avatars I can find.

rosebud*
09-18-2007, 09:50 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/davidsgirrl/20321fycuodflse.gif

this one just makes me laugh..

rosebud*
09-18-2007, 09:52 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/davidsgirrl/b88bec.gif

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/davidsgirrl/67363.jpg

Wicked
09-18-2007, 10:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Trina/avatars/12826o8ktzkezs6.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Trina/avatars/26847.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Trina/avatars/jedi-thumb.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Trina/avatars/1931.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Trina/avatars/4799.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Trina/avatars/TM-man.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Trina/avatars/BigBoyLogo.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Trina/avatars/postitfg8.jpg

Or he could just give in to the estrogen...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Trina/avatars/6a45ac4e11a1ca0a.gif

karina
09-18-2007, 10:15 PM
haha i like that last one. he'd really belong =))

guynavywife
09-18-2007, 10:21 PM
You dillhole... :hystericlaugh



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/MN110/fagatron.jpg

We are not amused!!! well, actually, we are, for other reasons...

many of these are funny, like the estrogen one, i think the wife has that on a tee shirt..

but lets keep'm coming ladies...

meanwhile I have the Fear of Wife in me and am cleaning...its amazing what the threat of castration does for ones ability to get off their ass...

girl20racer
09-18-2007, 10:28 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b248/davidsgirrl/20321fycuodflse.gif

this one just makes me laugh..

:lmao :roflmao :lmao :rofl

That just GREAT.

guynavywife
09-18-2007, 10:33 PM
:lmao :roflmao :lmao :rofl

That just GREAT.
Yes, and I noticed that its all the women who are comparing breast size and penis size on here...hmmmm.....

besides, as another lady said, "size doesn't matter...(so long as you don't care about having an orgasm)"

And mine happens to hang three inches from the floor, thank you (when I'm laying on my stomach that is!!"

andreacc
09-18-2007, 10:34 PM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u253/kyiademello/boobs.jpg

rosebud*
09-18-2007, 10:35 PM
Yes, and I noticed that its all the women who are comparing breast size and penis size on here...hmmmm.....

besides, as another lady said, "size doesn't matter...(so long as you don't care about having an orgasm)"

And mine happens to hang three inches from the floor, thank you (when I'm laying on my stomach that is!!"
Nooo it's mine is 15 inches measuring from my spleen. :lmao whose to say where it begins?? lol

USNWIFE
09-18-2007, 10:37 PM
I am so glad there is some testosterone (sp?) on this board!!!

farmerschyk
09-18-2007, 10:42 PM
Yes, and I noticed that its all the women who are comparing breast size and penis size on here...hmmmm.....

besides, as another lady said, "size doesn't matter...(so long as you don't care about having an orgasm)"

And mine happens to hang three inches from the floor, thank you (when I'm laying on my stomach that is!!"

:lmao!!! gawd you crack me up...

leftover
09-18-2007, 10:42 PM
Yes, and I noticed that its all the women who are comparing breast size and penis size on here...hmmmm.....

besides, as another lady said, "size doesn't matter...(so long as you don't care about having an orgasm)"

And mine happens to hang three inches from the floor, thank you (when I'm laying on my stomach that is!!"


Are you trying to day that you can touch the bottom of a tuna can???

:lmao

you ARE SUCH A GOOD SPORT!!!! :hugehug

Loretta
09-18-2007, 10:51 PM
TUNA can? :rofl

guynavywife
09-18-2007, 10:53 PM
TUNA can? :rofl
yeah i can hit the bottom, when its upside down...i'll even provide the mayo!!!

heather679
09-18-2007, 10:55 PM
Holy hell. I think this is one of the funniest posts I've read.

andreacc
09-18-2007, 10:55 PM
yeah i can hit the bottom, when its upside down...i'll even provide the mayo!!!

Ewwwwwwwww!!!

:lmao

RockstarMom
09-18-2007, 10:58 PM
Oh good gravy... the mayo comment made me throw up in my mouth a little. :neutral

Waking_Hour
09-18-2007, 10:59 PM
Ewwwwwwwww!!!

:lmao

:rofl

guynavywife
09-19-2007, 12:27 AM
Oh good gravy... the mayo comment made me throw up in my mouth a little. :neutral

:devil: :grin:
I aim to please

RockstarMom
09-19-2007, 12:29 AM
:devil: :grin:
I aim to please

next time I puke on you. yes? :hi

guynavywife
09-19-2007, 12:33 AM
next time I puke on you. yes? :hi


hmmm, never tried that one...a little kinky though...reprocessed apple cobler...mmmm...toss up a little ice cream with that?

RunAwayLove
09-19-2007, 12:36 AM
ew...ew..ew how goes the avatar search?

luvmycs2cti
09-19-2007, 12:38 AM
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u254/DesireeRenee410/AVATARS.gif

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u197/CheesyRob12/thmsndollzu_13826940011.gif

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u81/hatcat_2007/avatar.jpg

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u61/carmedia/Avatar_.png

**well u wanted an avatar so heres one for ya!** Sorry i had to geek it up a bit**
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u160/SkyRazor/aang19.jpg

guynavywife
09-19-2007, 12:50 AM
still waiting for you creative ladies to decide for me!!!!

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t32/ashernw/ThrowUpLarge.jpg

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t32/ashernw/skankssqbutton-huge.jpg

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t32/ashernw/evilsqbutton-small.jpg

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t32/ashernw/risadoesntsmileinbaghdad2Small.jpg

guynavywife
09-19-2007, 12:51 AM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t32/ashernw/CIMG0405.jpg

girl20racer
09-19-2007, 08:50 AM
Yes, and I noticed that its all the women who are comparing breast size and penis size on here...hmmmm.....

besides, as another lady said, "size doesn't matter...(so long as you don't care about having an orgasm)"

And mine happens to hang three inches from the floor, thank you (when I'm laying on my stomach that is!!"


LMAO :lmao

girl20racer
09-19-2007, 08:50 AM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t32/ashernw/CIMG0405.jpg

That's an awesome pixxor :yes

Kiser'sBabe
09-19-2007, 08:57 AM
OMG I got up this morning...and this is what ya'll have been up to...:tsktsk:lmao

RunAwayLove
09-19-2007, 09:40 AM
man 5 pages and we still cant find onw for you:S lol ur too picky!
jkjk take ur time but it better be a good one:P

guynavywife
09-19-2007, 01:59 PM
man 5 pages and we still cant find onw for you:S lol ur too picky!
jkjk take ur time but it better be a good one:P


NO NO YOu guys have to choose for me. Im a minimalist. (read: lazy)

RunAwayLove
09-19-2007, 02:01 PM
haha ok fine ill keep looking we need a poll lol

MIKOSWIFEY
09-19-2007, 02:12 PM
What the heck are you doing man?! CLEAN damnit! Clean like your life depends on it! (because, trust me, it does. ;) )

MIKOSWIFEY
09-19-2007, 02:13 PM
I like the one Wicked posted with the Post-Its. It made me crack up. :yes

guynavywife
09-20-2007, 03:57 AM
Hope you like!!!
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t32/ashernw/singlemom.gif